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In my team's research for Morph's personal info/whereabouts, they fell over this little fun fact. Morph is what is known in Germany as a "Sitzpinkler". In Morph's country sitzpinklers are laughed at, made comedy shows about and in general considered to be at the bottom of society. It's actually a legal reason to firing people. If your boss finds out, and you didn't let them know at the job interview, they can legally fire you and take your teeth.
interesting
I have watched the age-restricted one on the well-known pron site and prolly downloaded hundreds of Denmarkian viruses but it was worth it cos Klitmöller or whatnot. I'm not really sure why it was age-restricted or what teh relevance was but I guess the Denmarkians are all eggcite cos they finally qualified for a tourney where only 48 of 55 duchies qualify, so that's something. GL with that, I see you have an easy group. That doesn't need to mean anything obv, the word on the street is, peeps could die on the field or something. Yes, the street, like the only one between Copenhagen and Klitmöller, so it's not that hard to find, allegedly.
Also, I will only watch the female football *rap if you can explain the following, Mr. Samuelson.....
Spoiler
also;
Shut up idiots
No you
Sammy couldn't even knock out a cardboard copy of me!
With these low-necked shirts, who knows?
Idiots
no u
Spoiler
Sammy will be in Frankfurt thursday next wek
Sammy bet 1k Spilmaks on Germany to beat Scotland today
Sammy's already making that money
Rigged
Did you piss in the corner to let Sammy know you own it?
Greets from BKKmöller, happy sheepdays, belated thanks for the bday wishes, also my right arm is injured cos I fell over my bed. I blame Morph. Might be watching a lot of Euro today, cos of Morph. Who do you support on the POL vs. NEDmöllers Mr. Sheeps?
I am rooting for Holland!
Hasn't Holland been cancelled? Not sure what's going on in Euromöller these days...
The Depay guy misses a lot of chances. He should prolly not go through Haarlemmerstraat at night...
