Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Why should someone want get better when he's already at the top?! It's the top of losers, but still the top of something.

October is over and the beginning of the month was all about getting highly suckouted. I managed to turn things up but still ended up far from tenderloin and wine.

Once again it’s clear that when there are fewer suckouts overall the results are better. The players at these stakes are worse than ever in the history of online poker. Sucking out is basically their only way to win. And if the site itself is helping them by manipulating rng in their favor the outcome is a disaster. There were some absolutely massive suckouts this month too but overall the rng was not so ****ed up this month.

if you dont look at the first few thousand hands you're actually a solid winner. Keep up the good work

another good graph 😀

Confirmed that a -100 or more evbb/100 punter can occasionally have 10k hand stretches winning 10 evbb/100

Nice recovery now keep that trend going and the steak and wine will come. GL looking forward to next month, there can be only one whale.

It's unbelievable that there are people with your limited intelligence, Paisting.

You paid 1k rake at least, so good month.

Get lost! It's actually quite sad! Paistings would be a small winner on the Micros, but his tilt-issues prevent him for being so (graph tells you the whole story and I have played him back in the day). The poor bloke drains all money available into his addiction, excusing it with wild suck-out-theories. Is it fascinating, yes, is it something to mock up about, hell no! Some of us have to fight their demons, some not. Be happy if you are on the lucky side, no reason to humiliate the ones on the other side of the spectrum!

Why should Paisting be a small winner? He's been losing for years at the lowest poker limits and is the worst player in the world. Besides that, he's a liar and an extremely unpleasant idiot. Your thread is complete nonsense.

He didn't say "should". And I've never seen dude's thread but his post is pretty spot on.

If I recall correctly Paistings - when not on tilt - plays rather nitty, so being a small winner at NL2 should be possible for him. I was certainly not specific enough telling that he could be a winner on Micros, which would also include NL5 to NL25 which he certainly with his style of play and low understanding of the game wouldn't beat.

....and you were answering to my POST, not my THREAD 😉

still on the grind or finally busto?

We will find out within a week, OP has been fairly silent between results for last few months, tackling those whales obviously needs laser like focus.

I hope this intellectual lightweight has been assigned a guardian who forbids him from gambling with his welfare money. It's sad how this moron is wasting his life.

I dont think he will ever stop. Aside from anything else he seems to have an endless stream of disposable cash. Some months hes lost >2k and yet doesnt seem to ever phase him.

how do u lose 2k at 2nl in 1 month?

Nice one! Maybe the phrase "all-in" should be changed to "Paisting". Pretty sure he is the player with the most all-ins of all time.

@Pileupthecoins Paisting is not losing 2k in a month, it's about 700$/month. For everyone paying taxes, now you know for what 😃 Always had a problem with giving away almost 50% of my earnings, seeing someone on welfare wasting 700bucks/month doesn't solve that.

what are you on about? Paisting has 100% had months where he has lost 2k a month. Benefits and taxes utterly irrelevant to that unless you wish to make up new nonsense for him?

Not wasting time to go through the whole thread, but if I recall correctly, losses always amount to a few hundred bucks. Rest of your post I don't understand, so please enlighten me.

Go through the whole thread then you will understand

The months he lost close to 2k was the couple months with lockdows because of Covid. P.O.Sting must have applied for more free money from the government just to lose it on gambling.

Obviosly he is on welfare or some sort of invalidy pension. In finnland you get every 6 months double salary. There comes the money.

This would explain alot, I couldn't work out how he could lose so much unless he had literally few bills to pay and ate **** all.