Started with a $1/$2nl challenge, now we're here.
😮WARNING!! IMA 2+2 VIRGIN!! FIRST DAY AT THIS!! FIRST THREAD!!
The Goal is Simple - $40k in One Year (
It’s HickMas in March! HollerMas came early!
One hick had enough after a few bullets. But replaced by a 4th buddy!!! Didn’t know they had a 4th on premises. Where r they coming from?
Hick#4 replaces hick#1 in seat one and buys in for $300. Hick#4 needs the dealer to tell him his options everytime so far in this first orbit.
He thought the red chip was worth $3 even tho it has a 5 smack dap in the middle of the red chip.
I can’t leave. I’m sorry +410 so far.
Hick #4 is the most craziest of them all.
Opening 25x n shitz.
Called a $200 all in w a gutter and nailed it.
He went from $300 to $500 in 15mins.
But this guy won’t last. Busto soon.
Guarantee.
Oops another 25x raise pre and got 2 callers.
I can’t leave. Sorry
Also don’t bluff hick #4!!!
He just called $100 otr (pot $150) w worst pair on the board. Didn’t care that a 4liner was out there or flushes or higher pairs.
I may hv to get a pic of this guy. He a legend.
And he was good!!! lol
Wtf. Dude tried bluffing him again and again he calls w bottom pair. he was again gd.
Hick was $600 but not gonna last. He better leave. He will go broke soon.
This is crazy.
2 out of the 3 hicks that currently in the game hv their chips like hick #4.
I’ll luk what else happens as they come.

Hick up to $700 from $300 in first 30 mins.
It’s not gonna last. I’m predicting he is at peak chips and all down here from here. He shd rack up but he is in it to lose it all.
Caffinate and DO NOT LEAVE
@squidFace. I’m staying until hicks head back to holler.
Oh my gdness a fifth hick walked up to table and chatted w his hickmates.
+600ish and counting.
Hick#4 called an $140 all in w K8o, but lost.
Next hand calls all in w Aces and wins.
Hick#4 sitting around $900 from $300.
I dont think he has folded pre once. Playing them all.
Hick #2, who has been in the game for a few hours now, is still asking the dealer if it’s on him when it’s like 5 spots away.
Mult Dealers and players hv explained how the action order goes , but he still asks.
Ive heard, “is it on me” more than a dozen times. Some how he never knows how much the bet is either.
I’m loving every minute of it. This can’t b real.
Hick #4 left w a solid rack. Surprised me.

IÂ’m out.
Lost a big one last hand w top set < straight. All in ott.
-22 today. We went opposite direction of the hicks. They crushed we didnÂ’t.
Low point down 400ish. High point up 600ish.
I feel like the joke is on me today.
Please tell me you didn't quit before they did. You should be taping your eyelids open if neccessary.
Left after crazy hick #4 left. Action Hick #11 went thru a few bullets and left. Only left w hillbillies #2 #3 on the tighter, yet clueless side. Cdnt stand to hear “how much” or “is it on me” anymore.
Today is this…

We cover the drainage rock w this topsoil and get ready for sod soon.
4 cubic yards Bagz and I w 2 wheelbarrows.
May get in a sesh later. The poker hours logged will be more than Feb (79). We sticking to that. So far we hv 49 this month and up $2741 ($1746 1/3 and $995 2/5) for an hourly of $55.12
4 cubic yards of dirt w Bone and Bagz help.
3 hours and 2 wheelbarrows from driveway to court.
2 pallets of sod tomorrow.

Let’s make this 2024 goal off the list soon.
Gross.
Aces full of 7s loses to quads.
A7573
2/5 and dude had $500. It was funny because I’m thinking I’m taking him to value town. He is thinking Vegas and the ****ing Mirage.
Takes me from $1k to $500.
Very next hand Aces again!!! No shitz.
Get $200 in pre when I flat the 3bet all in from short stack. Trying to get whale in by just calling. Going for max value. Whale limp/calls the $200 lol. Initial raiser calls.
4 ways, who cares. I want it.
Flop pretty clean 10 8 3 ish.
Check to me and put the rest $300 otf. Whale gambles 67o for runner runner 2 pairs.
That was the most fun hour I had in a while.
Quads was funny.
-$1007 1hr 6mins
Why such a short session? Did you quit out of tilt?
You had a whale sticking $200 in pre-flop with 67o and calling it off with a gutshot. Surely this is a game you want to play in?
pretty cool that you managed the 10k run! well done.
Hick #2, who has been in the game for a few hours now, is still asking the dealer if it’s on him when it’s like 5 spots away.
Mult Dealers and players hv explained how the action order goes , but he still asks.
Ive heard, “is it on me” more than a dozen times. Some how he never knows how much the bet is either.
I’m loving every minute of it. This can’t b real.
...yet less than one hour later you quit because of the same reasons you were loving every minute of playing this table. i would've stayed until every last hick went broke or went back to Broke Back Mountain! in hindsight, would you agree that it was a mistake to rack up?
Spoiler
as others have previously commented it seems you're adverse to losing days... but in the post the following day you claim to haven't had as much fun as you had losing $1k in an hour. you're so inconsistent with some comments that it is hard to believe you are practicing #fulltransparency when it comes to your feelings. it's ok to admit you're fearful of losing your roll or whatever it is, you know that right? not only weak individuals show (negative) emotions.
hop back on the saddle and get on the grind at stakes you can afford! terrible bankroll management is the enemy of balanced play.
@mastaaces, “Had fun losing 1k” was sarcasm.
“Quads was funny” was sarcasm.
The roll is weak: I’m taking my chances here and there w spewing whales and hillbillies from the holler. Can’t take punch after punch at the moment. Duckn and weavn to stay in the fight.
I’ll hv more hours this month than last. Next month I’ll hv more hours than this one. Lfg. Keep showing up. #noquit #karatekid #teamAiden #fulltransparency #sayicant
How's Aiden?
@mastaaces, “Had fun losing 1k” was sarcasm. “Quads was funny” was sarcasm.The roll is weak: I’m taking my chances here and there w spewing whales and hillbillies from the holler. Can’t take punch after punch at the moment. Duckn and weavn to stay in the fight.I’ll hv more hours this month than last. Next month I’ll hv more hours than this one. Lfg. Keep showing up. #noquit #
This is why it's important to have a job, or some other income to supplement playing Poker.
With that mindset, you're now the scared money at the table.

