A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
Might not be able to fix it, got such a good price $9.99 to fix the link also to my size.In other serious news I suspect I may be very sick, like cancer literally.I have lost quite some muscle mass and suffer from crippling fatigue all the time no matter how much I sleep.On top of that I got some swollen lymph nodes in my left groin, and also on my neck.Lets hold that its not c
Could be AIDS
Dude, thats hilarious.
I had a HIV scare years ago will write about that in another post maybe tonight.
In other newss FINALLLYYYYYYYY BOOKED A LIVE WIN!!!
IN FOR $200 OUT FOR $510 😃
Its not so much of a monetary win but more of a moralic win.
Paid my backer back $150 today, other backer $175.
Paid back another $100, and kept $300 in cash.
Here is the funny thing, I never feel tired when I play live cash game.
Online sometines I am about to die and faint
Whateveerrr guysss, w/eeee
Edit:
Forgot to say:
K
Thx
Bai
Dude, thats hilarious.I had a HIV scare years ago will write about that in another post maybe tonight.In other newss FINALLLYYYYYYYY BOOKED A LIVE WIN!!!IN FOR $200 OUT FOR $510 😃Its not so much of a monetary win but more of a moralic win.Paid my backer back $150 today, other backer $175.Paid back another $100, and kept $300 in cash.Here is the funny thing, I never feel tired
You should try to build your roll from the live cash games you have access to assuming its a good game with no risk of getting cheated/colluded on. It's so much easier to build a roll from live cash games than online MTTs. Also think you need to work more hours at your teaching job or get a 2nd job. If you're really serious about building a bankroll and going pro maybe even G4P/OF is an option, I'm sure there are a lot of gay dudes into buff dudes like yourself LMAO. Just know the current path you take will never work out long term and massive amounts of change is needed for you to succeed but I hope you do!
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." -Albert Einstein.
GL bro.
You should try to build your roll from the live cash games you have access to assuming its a good game with no risk of getting cheated/colluded on. It's so much easier to build a roll from live cash games than online MTTs. Also think you need to work more hours at your teaching job or get a 2nd job. If you're really serious about building a bankroll and going pro maybe even G4P
EAD
Sorry ChanY, didnt mean to offend. I was just talking worst case scenario, if you go super busto and owe a lot of ppl money your virgin a** could be sold for high amounts LMAO. GL bro, your blog is super degen and funny as fk!
Edit: No diddy of course xD
your getting banned kthxbai
after this ****** piece of **** gets banned i will tell you guys about what happened more tonight and more degeneracy which he can read from another account.
kthxbai.
your getting banned kthxbai
after this ****** piece of **** gets banned i will tell you guys about what happened more tonight and more degeneracy which he can read from another account.
kthxbai.
why would i get banned over a joke LMAO. no need to try to get other ppl banned bc what they said made you feel some type of way. take some more testosterone and psychosis medication and try to relax. also making another account to read this train wreck is not worth it, end result will always be the same anyways, gl though.
your getting banned kthxbai
after this ****** piece of **** gets banned i will tell you guys about what happened more tonight and more degeneracy which he can read from another account.
kthxbai.
blog isn't worth making another account to read if this account gets banned. don't get me wrong, watching a train wreck over and over again is fun but also quite redundant. trying to get ppl banned online over a joke is kind of pathetic but not really surprising coming from someone like you. gl on your future endeavors which will mostly be borrowing pennies from friends and family just to go punt it off in some satty lmao. kthxbai.
blog isn't worth making another account to read if this account gets banned. don't get me wrong, watching a train wreck over and over again is fun but also quite redundant. trying to get ppl banned online over a joke is kind of pathetic but not really surprising coming from someone like you. gl on your future endeavors which will mostly be borrowing pennies from friends and fam
idgaf, EAD and GTFO.
the good news is we sattied into the $162 bounty builder.
the bad news I lost all the money I won and another $100 bucks on live cash games.
played meh, made one mistake which cost me a lot.
called with ktcc on at8 rainbow one club threway v a $50 bet, turned a club draw and called $120 and missed river to leave me with $100 which i started the hand with.
absolutely atrocious.
now the tournament started, g2g
kthxbai.
Busted the $162, called a 3b with 44.
Flop comes j84 Rainbow we are three way.
I call a Cbet, turn is a king still rainbow.
I call another bet, turn is a Q I call a jam.
Villain turns over KK, had some chips left.
Called an open with q5hh flop is kq7, checks through we are fourways. Turn is another queen, villain bets pot we are the only caller.
River is a blank idgaf and dont remember what, villain jams and we call turns over 77.
Kthxbai.
the good news is we sattied into the $162 bounty builder.the bad news I lost all the money I won and another $100 bucks on live cash games.played meh, made one mistake which cost me a lot.called with ktcc on at8 rainbow one club threway v a $50 bet, turned a club draw and called $120 and missed river to leave me with $100 which i started the hand with.absolutely atrocious.now t
Hows your AIDS/what's the BR up to?
Busted the $162, called a 3b with 44.Flop comes j84 Rainbow we are three way.I call a Cbet, turn is a king still rainbow.I call another bet, turn is a Q I call a jam.Villain turns over KK, had some chips left.Called an open with q5hh flop is kq7, checks through we are fourways. Turn is another queen, villain bets pot we are the only caller.River is a blank idgaf and dont rememb
You play too many hands you need to nit up what are you doing with Q5, I see it from a lot of your other hand history too.
The KT suited live hand you shouldn't of even seen the flop probably based on the hand history.
And the other day you are raising Q7 suited UTG (only 6 handed but still bad). Probably shouldn't of called that 3 bet with 44 either that led to you getting knocked out of the 162.
Tighten up soldier.
Glad you threw away the roids its not worth it.
BR at non steady $450.
Ran it up to $942 on PLO 25Nl zoom, but ran it all the way down.
Ik, I play so ****ing varied in quality.
Sometimes its A game sometimes its the opposite of A-game...
Kthxbai
BR at non steady $450.
Ran it up to $942 on PLO 25Nl zoom, but ran it all the way down.
Ik, I play so ****ing varied in quality.
Sometimes its A game sometimes its the opposite of A-game...
Kthxbai
Sorry probably already mentioned it but what site are you playing on and from what country
Sorry probably already mentioned it but what site are you playing on and from what country
Pokerstars Schweden.
Gotcha….so international player pool. Any live poker in Sweden? Also it seems like your bankroll is always going from 0 to 1k to 0 to 500 to 200 lol just trying to follow the plot…is this your only source of income or do you get other assistance from government for disability? What’s been your bankroll peak
Gotcha….so international player pool. Any live poker in Sweden? Also it seems like your bankroll is always going from 0 to 1k to 0 to 500 to 200 lol just trying to follow the plot…is this your only source of income or do you get other assistance from government for disability? What’s been your bankroll peak
Isn't the fun of these trainwreck PG&C's reading them from the beginning to see the zero growth and constant rake-stepping? Maybe I'm alone in that.
To answer your questions, his bankroll is pretty consistently negative from thousands of dollars in loans, both personal and loan sharks. His source of income isn't poker, he's a losing player, it's from being a part time substitute teacher, but he has zero bills. It's unclear if he gets government assistance, he alludes to the fact that the government only allows him to work 50% of the potential work days, but he frequently works far far less so that's kind of a moot point.
Barred myself from games higher than 10Nl.
The damage has been done, lost just in 24hours 600$ but atleast we dont lose more on stupid PLO punts.
Kthxbai
$98 i have left.
Parents left for a month vacation in our home country.
No girls to bring home.
I got some friends, but they all scattered so no friends to bring over either.
Omw to the club to ask for a stake in the tournament, lol.
Lets see how it goes.
Isn't the fun of these trainwreck PG&C's reading them from the beginning to see the zero growth and constant rake-stepping? Maybe I'm alone in that.To answer your questions, his bankroll is pretty consistently negative from thousands of dollars in loans, both personal and loan sharks. His source of income isn't poker, he's a losing player, it's from being a part time substitu
Interesting
got a new backer that has infinite more respect for me, good stuff.
got a 50/50 deal today for the $150 or $100 met i can't recall whatever,
played good and ok, lost a big pot qq < kk, thought i was good pre but i wasn't.
had at least a couple of hours of game so my backer was satisfied.
rn roll on the table, at 25 bucks and got 5 mtts mostly satellites rollin.
kthxbai.
got a new backer that has infinite more respect for me, good stuff.
got a 50/50 deal today for the $150 or $100 met i can't recall whatever,
played good and ok, lost a big pot qq < kk, thought i was good pre but i wasn't.
had at least a couple of hours of game so my backer was satisfied.
rn roll on the table, at 25 bucks and got 5 mtts mostly satellites rollin.
kthxbai.
How do you find all these backers bro lol you have a new backer every day of the week it seems props though bro this time run that **** up …seems like you switched to nlhe
