English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

Lol forrest wtf was that

Was looking like the great escape might be on when Sheff Utd went in front and we were all over Toon.

It's the hope that kills you.

Those who've run an LMS in a WC or Euros, do you typically have it so when it gets to the KO stages that whoever advances regardless of how they do it counts as correct, or that if it goes to extra time then it's a draw and all picks on that game lose?

Good to see Arsenal still getting penalties for the outstretched leg nonsense.

That's a bold prediction

lol isak

If City do drop something somewhere, am I going to find myself in a world where I root for Ten Egg in the cup final to deliver a Baldiola trophyless season?

a 9 point swing there, too :(

Denied Gordon an assist for winning the peno Too right?

That is one hell of a miss from CHO

He scored that one though

Yup, might affect their bonus points too, I guess

this could be a bumming for the ages, i'm feeling a proper 7-0 hammering here

Stupid refs can’t even rig it right.

which jokester swapped de bruyne's boots with charlie adams'

Smh ref ignoring the unwritten rule that you can't win a penalty if you get your shot off. Games gone.

Side-note but I did not know you could use VAR to give a yellow card

someone with wolves +2.5 was happy for about eleven seconds there

Its always fun until City plays

stadium is buzzing, by which i mean that its so ****ing quiet that i can hear a bumble bee doing it daily rounds

ive thought about it hard, and decided that haaland is too much of a pussy to succeed in big games

he is six foot five and built like a cruiserweight. if you ask an AI image generator to make a picture of erling haaland combined with a troll archetype from Old Norse mythology, it will return a picture of erling haaland

all signs suggest we have a viking beserker on our hands. however, where is the video of him elbowing a defender full force in the face and caving their nose in, and then shouting at the referee for administering an unfair red card? if a palace fan called him a french bastard, would he do a karate move and be banned for 9 months?

sadly, the answer is no, and you know it. and that is why erling haaland will never score the winning goal in a champions league final

note that i obviously wouldn't say this to his face, but if i did, he would do nothing

Plop have turned up today

We keep sidefooting it to them in our own half. It's a bold strategy Cotton.

And again