English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

Someone tell Spurs that it is enough to capitulate against City to help them to the title.

Here comes Richarlison, that's really going to change the momentum

Can't even blame variance etc here they've missed a hateful of good chances too, and we have had like 2 shots despite lots of the ball.

Whole team has no confidence around the opposing box it is brutal.

lol bissouma

thats the goal you think you are about to score in your head in the playground, just before it dribbles off your foot for a goal kick

I guess the only way that Spurs are getting anything out of this is if we extend that metaphor, ring the bell once we get to 90 minutes and it becomes next goal wins

I would bloody love that

Congrats to Bromley, promoted to EFL for the very first time

FFS clearing the 92 next season would have been a lot easier if Solihull had have won that

Well maybe

Maybe this will get interesting after all

Oh and that's a bad miss

Lmao Salah

lol Sours again

Postecoglu, 33 days ago

A few months later and Spurs xGD is +2 while Chelsea's is +20

Good reminder to not crown whatever new bloke wins his first 5 games as a coach next season

Spurs somehow getting a result vs city despite losing the xg by like .3 - 4.7 is the going to be most inevitably funny thats so spursy thing ever

mmm im sure the 58th occurrence is the point at which people learn their lesson

oh whats that, there's a new wolves manager? and he's collected ten points in his first four games?? and no one can pronounce his name because he's basque and it has a bunch of x's!!!

Turns out vicario is not in fact the best goalie in the world and that Nico Jackson can indeed hit the broad side of a barn. Chelsea / spurs recent form was pretty easily predicted by just looking at the xg and saying performances will probably regress to the mean in some capacity. Even if there is some signal in the under/overperformance it was never going to continue to be as ridiculously extreme as it was in the first half of the season.

Most reasonable people saw (and stated!) that we were running hot and that Chelsea were absolutely not.

Chelsea are ~1-2 players away (including a very good striker) from being really really good imo.

Chelsea do have a very good striker in Nkunku just unfortunate he's always injured

Think they will concede 4 at least. So we need 4 from those 0.3 xg chances

city are sending cease and desist letters to anyone calling them out

lol mun

Comedy defending there

Lol just noticed literally half of mun's bench is FM regens