*** 2023 NFL SWAMI ***

*** 2023 NFL SWAMI ***

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Welcome back once again to the 10th ANNUAL NFL SWAMI SEASON!!!

OBJ and [strike]sideshow bo

03 September 2023 at 03:47 PM
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holy **** i picked a game correctly

lol #MCMUFFBOT


by TJ Eckleburg12 k

Whenever I think about betting NFL games,

I marvel at the success of FADEBOT, and shake my head

Swami saves me soooooo much money!

You should take 10% of what you would wager and "pay yourself" that amount and then buy yourself something nice with it.

Sort of like a reverse vig.


Hey **** off FADEBOT

At least I'm pretty sure FADEBOT took the Stealer's


If fadebot wins donate it to a local dog rescue


I'm calling for an investigation!
I'm certain that Cowboy has been talking to Earl again. I just have no proof. We need to get to the bottom of this before the Superb Owl.


You got it all wrong Tom. Through my own investigation, I think it's an interloper. His name is Stanley. There is overwhelming evidence that he influenced Buford to pick the Rams. Of course he's denying it, but I'm not buying his alibi. Said he was browsing GoaTender on his phone when Buford was making his picks. You decide for yourself.

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Although, to your point, Earl is always under suspicion as a co-conspirator.


by CowboyCold k

You got it all wrong Tom. Through my own investigation, I think it's an interloper. His name is Stanley. There is overwhelming evidence that he influenced Buford to pick the Rams. Of course he's denying it, but I'm not buying his alibi. Said he was browsing GoaTender on his phone when Buford was making his picks. You decide for yourself.

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Although, to your point, Earl is always under suspicion as a co-conspirator.

Since I'm unable to interrogate Stanley in person, here's the test to determine his culpability:
Can he stand up and walk on two feet?
If yes, can you make him do it on command?

PS, I hope he got some good leads on GoaTender. I understand that it can get pretty lonely on a West Texas ranch.


by Tom Ames k

I understand that it can get pretty lonely on a West Texas ranch.

Exactly what are you insinuating? 🙄


5 lol stealer's
22 JAWSH


13 cry eagles cry
14 that dude who used to live in the cleveland stadium


We got 4 votes for winner take all, and 2 votes to pay 2nd place.

So we’re going with $280 prize pool, winner take all,

And a steaming pile of **** donated by Buford for 2nd place!

Gl everyone!


Fadebot is fading


by CowboyCold k

Exactly what are you insinuating? 🙄

I was always told what happens on the farm stays on the farm.

That's true, isn't it?
Asking for a friend.


Pittsburgh Steelers (522) @ Buffalo Bills (124)

Pittsburgh Steelers - 0

AWAYBOT
Bidz
DOGBOT
FADEBOT
lukethefluke
marknfw
mattew88
REDeYeS00

Buffalo Bills - 124

2P2BOT
AdSki16
All-inMcLovin
Bode-ist
bradha26
C bids
chuckleslovakian
Cokeboy99
CowboyCold
esad
eyebooger
FAVEBOT
Fede86
GTO2.0
HOMEBOT
Housenuts
Jeremy517
lozen
mrsbidz
POGcrazy94
Stephnick
TechSupport
TJ Eckleburg12
Tom Ames
Vilica


chuckleslovakian - 931
FADEBOT - 807
CowboyCold - 768
TechSupport - 694
mrsbidz - 694
Housenuts - 694
eyebooger - 667
esad - 667
Stephnick - 667
HOMEBOT - 667
lukethefluke - 644
DOGBOT - 644
Tom Ames - 514
GTO2.0 - 514
Vilica - 514
AdSki16 - 504
C bids - 440
FAVEBOT - 440
AWAYBOT - 417
REDeYeS00 - 380
mattew88 - 380
Bidz - 316
POGcrazy94 - 287
All-inMcLovin - 287
bradha26 - 287
lozen - 277
Cokeboy99 - 277
Jeremy517 - 277
Bode-ist - 277
TJ Eckleburg12 - 277
Fede86 - 277
2P2BOT - 277
marknfw - 153


by lozen k

I see me finishing top 15 😀 second place is as big a loser as 15 winner takes all

But I do not care either way I pledge my winnings to my fav dog rescue

by lozen k

If fadebot wins donate it to a local dog rescue

by lozen k

Fadebot is fading

a revelation timestamped 22:15
look up appropriate proportions while at your local bibleoteca on a monday evening

blessed are those who wash their robes
so that they may have the right to the tree of life
and may enter the city by its gates
but outside are the dogs
the sorcerers
the sexually immoral
the murderers
the idolaters
and everyone who loves and practices falsehood

what choice do pups have
in case you didn't see the rhythm to my posting tonight from the game thread

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that third verse bit starting around 15 minutes with biscuit on the drums is exceptional


Philadelphia Eagles (170) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (243)

Philadelphia Eagles - 0

AdSki16
AWAYBOT
Bode-ist
bradha26
Cokeboy99
eyebooger
FADEBOT
FAVEBOT
Housenuts
marknfw
mrsbidz
REDeYeS00
Stephnick
TJ Eckleburg12
Tom Ames
Vilica

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 243

2P2BOT
All-inMcLovin
Bidz
C bids
chuckleslovakian
CowboyCold
DOGBOT
esad
Fede86
GTO2.0
HOMEBOT
Jeremy517
lozen
lukethefluke
mattew88
POGcrazy94
TechSupport


Super Wildcard Weekend Complete!

chuckleslovakian - 1174
CowboyCold - 1011
TechSupport - 937
esad - 910
HOMEBOT - 910
lukethefluke - 887
DOGBOT - 887
FADEBOT - 807
GTO2.0 - 757
mrsbidz - 694
Housenuts - 694
C bids - 683
eyebooger - 667
Stephnick - 667
mattew88 - 623
Bidz - 559
POGcrazy94 - 530
All-inMcLovin - 530
lozen - 520
Jeremy517 - 520
Fede86 - 520
2P2BOT - 520
Tom Ames - 514
Vilica - 514
AdSki16 - 504
FAVEBOT - 440
AWAYBOT - 417
REDeYeS00 - 380
bradha26 - 287
Cokeboy99 - 277
Bode-ist - 277
TJ Eckleburg12 - 277
marknfw - 153




Serves me right for making a hundred jokes about how the Cowboys are gonna choke and then picking me. SMH


Middle of the PACK

I"M MCLOVIN IT


Feeling pretty good about keeping my $20 to myself.


by marknfw k

Feeling pretty good about keeping my $20 to myself.

Buy yourself something nice!


by All-inMcLovin k

Buy yourself something nice!

like a couple of $10 SB Squares!


by Tom Ames k

like a couple of $10 SB Squares!

Damn Skippy. Who running the board this year?

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