2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

Nobody is more fearless than Devonta.

SHIMMY SHAKE

Just gotta make the field this slippery and no one can make tackles

seeing Hurts struggle to rush really makes you appreciate how good of a RB1 Lamar is

Kick the FG while you're still in range!

Who are these announcers? One of them has to be Captain Obvious, just can't place the other.

halftime entertainment:

sing it, são paulo. i know you know this one

Then I don't get the gripe. The rest of the secondary is familiar.

Lamar is the KING of RB1s.

Got a sweat for 100% sgp boost from Caesars.

+480 boosted to +960

O46.5 alternate total
Saquon 60+ alternate rushing yards
AJ Brown 60+ alternate receiving yards
DeVonta Smith 50+ alternate receiving yards

I think one has been calling college games for a while. Todd Blackledge, maybe?

Thrilling Brazilians!

Giddy up Bidzy!!!!

And he cooked him

That’s what Brown can do for you!!!!

Love is my favorite, but his D sucks. They will have tough time with Det in thier division. Too bad

Lions gonna ROAR all over that division.

Their coach has like 8,000 mg of caffeine every morning. You simply can’t compete with that.

Uhhh can you not take both? DPI is a spot foul and the personal foul adds 15 yards? PFs get taken in addition to other penalties all the time.

Edit: Nope, not if the PF is during the down. Huh, every day is a school day

You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine.

So it was a forward fumble? Is that not still a rule that it's at the spot of the fumble?

Ive heard people substituting that for the powdered sugar on their donuts.

I shouldve did Barkley ATTD instead of 60+ yards. Ah well.

Only on 4th down and the ends of the half I think

Unless Saquon can break one for 17-18 yards hes gonna finish w like 56 yards. Just watch. LOL this field.

LOLve

Does it still count as breakfast if you've been up for 3 days?

lol giants