2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

Welcome back for another NFL season!!

First a recap of last season




But.....


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Thursday
Baltimore Ravens @ Kansas City Chiefs (-2.5)

Friday
São Paulo, Brazil
Green Bay Packers @ Philadelphia Eagles (-2)

Sunday

Early
Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) @ New York Giants
Houston Texans (-2.5) @ Indianapolis Colts
Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints (-4)
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Miami Dolphins (-3.5)
New England Patriots @ Cincinnati Bengals (-8)
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Atlanta Falcons (-3.5)
Tennessee Titans @ Chicago Bears (-4)
Arizona Cardinals @ Buffalo Bills (-6.5)

Late
Las Vegas Raiders @ 1. Los Angeles Chargers (-3)
Denver Broncos @ Seattle Seahawks (-6)
Dallas Cowboys @ Cleveland Browns (-2.5)
Washington Commies @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3.5)

SNF
Los Angeles Rams @ Detroit Lions (-3.5)

Monday
New York Jets @ San Francisco 49'ers (-4.5)

05 September 2024 at 04:33 PM
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Nobody is more fearless than Devonta.


SHIMMY SHAKE


by Lawnmower Man k

London probably wondering whose dick they have to suck to get a game this good.

Just gotta make the field this slippery and no one can make tackles


seeing Hurts struggle to rush really makes you appreciate how good of a RB1 Lamar is


Kick the FG while you're still in range!


Who are these announcers? One of them has to be Captain Obvious, just can't place the other.


by Tom Ames k

Nobody is more fearless than Devonta.

halftime entertainment:

sing it, são paulo. i know you know this one


by ligastar k

yes

he looks very good

i wanted CIN to take him (but was fine w Mims too)

Then I don't get the gripe. The rest of the secondary is familiar.


by newguyhere k

seeing Hurts struggle to rush really makes you appreciate how good of a RB1 Lamar is

Lamar is the KING of RB1s.

Got a sweat for 100% sgp boost from Caesars.

+480 boosted to +960

O46.5 alternate total
Saquon 60+ alternate rushing yards
AJ Brown 60+ alternate receiving yards
DeVonta Smith 50+ alternate receiving yards


by marknfw k

Who are these announcers? One of them has to be Captain Obvious, just can't place the other.

I think one has been calling college games for a while. Todd Blackledge, maybe?


Thrilling Brazilians!


Giddy up Bidzy!!!!


by RT k

Probably wouldn't piss of AJB but that's just me

And he cooked him


That’s what Brown can do for you!!!!


Love is my favorite, but his D sucks. They will have tough time with Det in thier division. Too bad


by roymunson888 k

Love is my favorite, but his D sucks. They will have tough time with Det in thier division. Too bad

Lions gonna ROAR all over that division.

Their coach has like 8,000 mg of caffeine every morning. You simply can’t compete with that.


Uhhh can you not take both? DPI is a spot foul and the personal foul adds 15 yards? PFs get taken in addition to other penalties all the time.

Edit: Nope, not if the PF is during the down. Huh, every day is a school day


by All-inMcLovin k

Lions gonna ROAR all over that division.

Their coach has like 8,000 mg of caffeine every morning. You simply can’t compete with that.

You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine.


So it was a forward fumble? Is that not still a rule that it's at the spot of the fumble?


by Lawnmower Man k

You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine.

Ive heard people substituting that for the powdered sugar on their donuts.

I shouldve did Barkley ATTD instead of 60+ yards. Ah well.


by Randall Stevens k

So it was a forward fumble? Is that not still a rule that it's at the spot of the fumble?

Only on 4th down and the ends of the half I think


Unless Saquon can break one for 17-18 yards hes gonna finish w like 56 yards. Just watch. LOL this field.


LOLve


by Lawnmower Man k

You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine.

Does it still count as breakfast if you've been up for 3 days?


lol giants

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