2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 5

Good morning mother****er!

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DAKATTACK ALL YOU COWBOY HATING BITCHES

Scrolling this thread was soothing all my disappointment at seeing that Dallas won and I had missed the expected tragicomedy of the second half. Right up until this post! grr

OTOH each Cowboys' win only raises their hopes that this will be the year that they win it all and leave Jerruh without the drive to walk the earth another year. Then we all get to experience the joy of seeing reality come crashing through the door. But, like Jason, Jerruh again picks himself up off the floor and searches for more earth to scorch.

I have no hope. There will be no crash this year.

Since Dom bragged about Josh Allen he's been absolute ****.

Jawsh was probably reading these threads and got the swole head.

I suppose it was inevitable. But speaking of swole head, they might want to do a real neurological exam on him after that rap on the ground yesterday.

Wouldnt worry about it. Steelers Defense is insane this year, everyone looks bad vs them. You were missing your entire pass rush.

The musings of my insane mind.....You do need to figure out a run game but actually you ran it vs them ok. Gonna be you vs explosive Wasington O, and suprising but Giants D is looking good.

Steelers D got boned, Herbig is a monster dunno how long he is out. How can you put up so few points vs a crippled Dallas D? Might be time for Russ. Fields doesnt do anything wrong but drives dont produce.

Podcast I listen to keeps talking about putting Trey Lance in as a running back to get something out of him, lol.

try to get a couple of these for him

I'll take Lance. Can't be any worse than what the Phins have been throwing out there.

2nd and a running back and he's yours!

So you're saying he's been absolute **** his entire career?

I was trying to figure out what possible reason I could have to want Jawsh to fail and it’s literally just dom and that other idiot who used to spam the threads

Joshua was 1 for 11 for 49 yards vs Man in Week 5

is that good?

It could have been worse.

😮 I can't believe they actually beat a war drum and all those colonizers do a ****ing war chant?????? are you ****ing kidding me????? 😮

I wanna see Taylor swift do that racist ass **** lol

Take you riding in my carr carr.
Take you riding in my carr carr.

I believe that's called the Matador defense.

let's just see josh allen try an do that
he ain't is he

Mahomes is so clumsy

long snapper, pk, or punter?

BOOM

If You Dream Upon a Carr

aints rocking with the **** it i'm going deep video game offense, i approve