2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

The league is a made-for-TV series now. $100M podcast contract built on fake relationship hype. Everybody ****ing that chicken. They even told Tirico to play it up for the cameras. He came like an SRM wedding guest in a locked bathroom on that last touchdown.

What's this

Mahomes is still gonna win with these cats, but man, they make it tough sometimes.

end of 3Q update for FD Boost. Need 450 yards.

Mahomes: 223
Lamar: 147
Total: 370

Need 80 yards in 4Q. I'm expecting a pick 6 somewhere to **** it up.

I had Isaiah Likely on every best ball team last year. This year I was like, never again.

Sigh

Well I didn't think that result was very...probable

Lamar aka RB1 throwing the ball??? LOL

Can’t tell if Harbs looks great for 61 or if Reid looks terrible for 66

lol Chefs coach should be gone.

So weak, he barley touches him and he crumbles for a call... Thank god no call - 1000 karma for that kermit

Round 1, No. 28 (via Buffalo): Xavier Worthy, WR, Texas

k, nice pick reid

Chefs get away with ****ing everything

Mahomes is still the master of the soccer dive along the sidelines. Thankfully the refs are being paid to ignore that a bit more these days.

The **** was that

Hahaha I just posted similar gif in my whatsapp group. Gonna happen a lot this year I think.

Why don't the Ravens do things?

covering a wideout is hard, just best to let him go

CASH IT!!!!

The Ravens playcalling makes it seem like they are the team ahead.

Seems like he should've been taken earlier.

It's almost as if a guy who has a 4.21 40 time would be amazing at WR.

Not only does Isaiah Likely make a billion catches, he also has about 5 pancake blocks.

Lamar is not making it through the season if this is the weekly gameplan.

Andrews washed?

Ravens get Henry.
Yay!
Anyone seen Henry lately?

ravens +3 i agree go for it, but not kicking a field goal, you have no faith in D, and that is your team buddy