2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

Opening game Kichaaahhhhh

Tucker washed?

Vanderjagting in progress.

Exactly what I just said to my FF chat

FD Boost tonight was -185 to +120 Mahomes and Lamar 450+ combined passing yards. their o/u added up to 480 so this was massively +EV. A conservative estimate said with quarter kelly to bet 4.51 units.

Another twitter promo guy (literally promoguy) said it was 36.9% +EV or so.

Cmon Kermit throw some yards now! Do it for miss piggy!

justin tucker is only 34 years old??????? hot damn I thought he was approaching 50.

It feels like he's been around since 1980. seems like "old" age is catching up to him

2 min drill for Mahomie. TD incoming

gg Mahomey

Lolz

JFC this game. Kermit was gonna get some passing yards too.

MAHAHHHHHHHHHH

LOLhomes

Lol Mahomez

hey buddy how you doing tonight!? FOOTBALL!

Lamar is the best running back ITL and he plays QB.

for the other team

Brainlock Jackson

I've got that McLovin' feelinggggggg 👍

Mahomie vs Lamar is just so fun to watch

13 seconds what could possibly go wrong

Are they already over Henry or something?

Collinsworth is dumb. You have to throw here.

lol spags

Make Andy lose some weight and call that TO next time