2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1
Welcome back for another NFL season!!
First a recap of last season
But.....
Spoiler
Thursday
Baltimore Ravens @ Kansas City Chiefs (-2.5)
Friday
São Paulo, Brazil
Green Bay Packers @ Philadelphia Eagles (-2)
Sunday
Early
Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) @ New York Giants
Houston Texans (-2.5) @ Indianapolis Colts
Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints (-4)
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Miami Dolphins (-3.5)
New England Patriots @ Cincinnati Bengals (-8)
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Atlanta Falcons (-3.5)
Tennessee Titans @ Chicago Bears (-4)
Arizona Cardinals @ Buffalo Bills (-6.5)
Late
Las Vegas Raiders @ 1. Los Angeles Chargers (-3)
Denver Broncos @ Seattle Seahawks (-6)
Dallas Cowboys @ Cleveland Browns (-2.5)
Washington Commies @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3.5)
SNF
Los Angeles Rams @ Detroit Lions (-3.5)
Monday
New York Jets @ San Francisco 49'ers (-4.5)
Opening game Kichaaahhhhh
Tucker washed?
Vanderjagting in progress.
FD Boost tonight was -185 to +120 Mahomes and Lamar 450+ combined passing yards. their o/u added up to 480 so this was massively +EV. A conservative estimate said with quarter kelly to bet 4.51 units.
Another twitter promo guy (literally promoguy) said it was 36.9% +EV or so.
Cmon Kermit throw some yards now! Do it for miss piggy!
justin tucker is only 34 years old??????? hot damn I thought he was approaching 50.
It feels like he's been around since 1980. seems like "old" age is catching up to him
2 min drill for Mahomie. TD incoming
gg Mahomey
Lolz
JFC this game. Kermit was gonna get some passing yards too.
MAHAHHHHHHHHHH
LOLhomes
Lol Mahomez
Lamar is the best running back ITL and he plays QB.
for the other team
Brainlock Jackson
Mahomie vs Lamar is just so fun to watch
13 seconds what could possibly go wrong
Are they already over Henry or something?
Collinsworth is dumb. You have to throw here.
lol spags
Make Andy lose some weight and call that TO next time
