2025 NFL Game Thread – Week 1
2025 NFL Game Thread – Week 1
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2025 NFL Game Thread – Week 1

Welcome to the start of the 2025 NFL Season!!!

Now, the bad news....The NFL and Rog have already decided that the Kansas City Swifties will be the Super Bowl LX champions!



Expect to see a lot of this all season


Just set the proper expectations. If your team is in the AFC, your Super Bowl will be making it to the AFC Championship game. If your team is in the NFC, then your championship will be making it to the Super Bowl.

I wish I could claim that this was just a troll, but it's not. Set your expectations accordingly or better yet plan a vacation Super Bowl weekend.


Thursday
Dallas Cowboys @ Philadelphia Eagles (-9)

Friday
Corinthians Arena, Sao Paulo, Brazil (Youtube)

Kansas City Swifties (-3) @ 1. Los Angeles Chargers

Sunday

Early
Tampa Bay Buccaneeers (-2) @ Atlanta Falcons
New York Giants @ Washington Commies (-6)
Las Vegas Raiders @ New England Patriots (-2.5)
Arizona Cardinals (-6.5) @ New Orleans Saints
Pittsbugh Steelers (-2.5) @ New York Jets
Miami Dolphins @ Indianapolis Colts (-1)
Cincinnati Bengals (-5.5) @ Cleveland Browns
Carolina Panthers @ Jacksonville Jaguars (-3.5)

Late
San Francisco 49'ers (-2.5) @ Seattle Seahawks
Tennessee Titans @ Denver Broncos (-8.5)
Detroit Lions @ Green Bay Packers (-2.5)
Houston Texans @ Los Angeles Rams (-3)

SNF
Baltimore Ravens @ Buffalo Bills (-1)

MNF
Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) @ Chicago Bears

04 September 2025 at 04:54 PM
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If you are not already in the PEEHS, you must GET IN THE PEEHS.

Seriously.


We're back, baby!

Each week I'll give you 2 Dog Locks of the Week. I like these teams to win outright, but at the very least, I'd bet them to cover.

Miami over Indy - An upright Tua in a dome against Daniel Jones? Phins should be -3.5

Houston over LA - Don't think Stafford is going to be mobile enough to get survive this Texans pass rush.


Eagles losing would not suprise me at all. Week one flat and rusty is possible.


I would be very surprised if the Eagles lost. The Cowboys don’t have a chance to stop the Eagles offense.


Anything can happen in the NFCE. I wouldn't be surprised if the Eagles lost.


by Booker Wolfbox m

If you are not already in the PEEHS, you must GET IN THE PEEHS.

Seriously.

This!

also consider entering SWAMI while you're at it!

Happy NFC BEAST night!


by tarheels2222 m

I would be very surprised if the Eagles lost. The Cowboys don’t have a chance to stop the Eagles offense.

I've taken them beating the spread tonight + Any time TD Barkley and CD, Dak over 249.5yds and CD over 64.5yds rec.

I need to make a stupid bet in the opener so I then refrain from betting rest of season


I think you’re going 5-0. Embrace the gambool!


Are we ready to TNF?


Do the Cowboys have any good players other than Dack and Seedy?


Dick Vermeil not happy with this 2x SB champs stuff.

Edit: Dick’s one of those uhoh let’s check guys…

Spoiler
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Whew! Turns 89 10/30


Eagles by 17 sounds about right.

I'd prefer a closer game but it's the Cowboys


Can’t believe no Sirianni tears.


F- anthem to start the season!

Let's go!!!


Here for Boyz II Men


Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hopefully, Jerrah trips storming out of the box with five minutes to go.


Torn acl on the first play. Sweet


This is boring


Lol....wtf


Nasty ****


I’ve seen enough. Cowboys by 30.


Lol great start to the season Iggles.


Lolol dumbass

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