2024 NFL Game Thread – Super Bowl LIX
Kansas City Chiefs (-1.5) @ Philadelphia Eagles
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Kansas City Chiefs
We've all heard the talk about how the Chiefs are pre-ordained to win the Super Bowl this year. And that the NFL rigs the games to make sure the Chiefs win.
Well, I'm here to tell you that is all complete hogwash!!!
The Kansas City Chiefs are just that good and have never needed any special favors from the Refs or Rog.
Let's examine the record:
The Chiefs have played in 11 playoff games since 2021. Guess how many times the Chiefs have had more penalties called against them then their opponents?? Only once out of 11 games.
Ok that's probably not the best stat to prove there is no truth to the rumours that the NFL wants the Chiefs to win. Let's dive deeper.
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How did the Chiefs do in the regular season??
Out of 68 regular season games since 2021:
27 games the Chiefs had less penalty yardage (39.7%)
38 games the Chiefs had more penalty yardage (55.9%)
Well, that should prove it right there according to Chief fans!!!!
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Let's look at the playoffs!!!!
10 games the Chiefs had less penalty yardage (90.9%)
1 game the Chiefs had more penalty yardage (9.1%)
The Chiefs have gone 10-1 in those 11 playoff games with two Super Bowl wins and potentially a third on the way.
In total, the Chiefs have 36 penalties in those 11 games...their opponents have 66.
If you don't believe me here's ESPN:
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But, maybe they were just meaningless “penalties” by the opposing team. Let's take a closer look:
3 total Defensive Pass Interference or Defensive Holding called on the Chiefs.
11 total Defensive Pass Interference or Defensive Holding called on their opponents.
1 total Roughing the Passer (15 yards) called on the Chiefs.
7 total Roughing the Passer (15 yards) called on their opponents.
1 total Unnecessary Roughness (15 yards) called on the Chiefs.
4 total Unnecessary Roughness (15 yards) called on their opponents.
0 total Unsportsmanlike (15 yards) called on the Chiefs.
1 total Unsportsmanlike (15 yards) called on their opponents.
The Chiefs have 18.84 Expected Points Added as a result of penalties in those 11 games and 8 of those 11 games were decided by 1 score or less.
Ok sure, that looks even worse, but look at how other teams fared in this time period!
Teams with at least 5 playoff games during this span and the net games where penalty yardage was in their favor:
Chiefs: 10-1 in their favor, net +9
Ravens: 3-2 in their favor, net +1
Rams: 4-3 in their favor, net +1
Eagles: 3-4 against them, net -1
49ers: 4-5 against them, net -1
Bills: 3-5 against them, net -2
Bucs: 2-4 against them, net -2
Bengals: 1-6 against them, net -5
The only real conclusion you can make from this is that the Chiefs are the most well-coached team that has ever played in the NFL.
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Nothing to see here as usual.
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Philadephia Eagles
The Iggles have the best running back in the league!
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A QB that has probably been concussed about 5 times despite what the official narrative is.
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THE TUSH PUSH!!!
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Unfortunately for the Iggles though, nobody likes them..
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But will that affect the outcome of the game???? No Way!!! Rog has your back Iggles fans!!
Best of luck Iggles fans. We all know you are going to win!!!
How things could have been...
I took a flier on some of the "special" parlays at Bovada. These and the OOT squares are my only interest in the game this year.
S.Barkley 120+ Rushing Yards, T.Kelce 70+ Receiving Yards, P.Mahomes 300+ Pass/Rush Yards ....... +850
T.Kelce & A.Brown 1+ Touchdown Each & 70+ Receiving Yards Each ............ +1600
Eagles to Win, 50+ Total Pts, J.Hurts 2+ Passing TDs & 1+ Rushing TDs .......... +850
Chiefs to Win & 30+ Team Points, P.Mahomes 3+ Passing TDs & 30+ Rushing Yards .......... +1225
Threw my last few bucks on this long shot:
Patrick Mahomes 300+ Passing Yards & 2+ Passing TD's & 1+ Rushing/Receiving TD, Saquon Barkley 150+ Rushing Yards & 2+ TD's ......... +17500
YOLO
Super Bowl only comes once a year.
People who have Fliff sportsbook app:
They gave me $5 Fliff Cash to wager on the Super Bowl with. So they probably did the same to everyone!?
With it I did:
Chiefs ML
Saquon 1+ TD
Hunt 1+ TD
Hunt o42.5 rushing yards
Hurts 1+ TD (not passing)
+1101
HAPPY SUPERB OWL DAY EVERYONE!
My favourite owl of all time was Hedwig, why did she have to die? :(
I don't like it when coordinators take new jobs the day before the SB.
Hurts/Kelce any time scorer, Barkley 100+ rushing, Mahomes o252.5 passing yards, Eagles +3.5, +1100
spend a minute
Ruff up 7-0 early
Happy Birthday SAQUON!
such a cool story watching him win the MVP Award tonight on his bday
I am getting excited. Come on Eagles.
Peyton needs to apologize to Vanderjagt.
I get it.
I liked what Kellen did with the offense, but the Eagles likely have a lot of people begging for the job.
Saquan Barky gonna lead Team Ruff to victory
on a scale of 1 to tony montana, how coked out is gronk
I'm gonna Super Bowl this year let's go Chiefs **** the liberty bell
the pre-game filler is insufferable
animated Jimmy Johnson during his Pig, Sooie days
gtfo
edit to say: i take it back if JJ has a medical condition i'm not aware of. perhaps this is his last yr w Fox?