2025 Royal Rumble
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
ALEXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't recall anyone mentioning Alexa's return. First legit surprise.
Huh. It's possible for McAfee to actually lay out and let a moment breathe. I can only assume someone snuck up and choked him out shortly before the entrance reveal.
Trish is a waste of a spot. Just had a heel run last year. Think a lot of people are going to be disappointed with only five left.
Ready for Mickie James at 26th.
I was kinda okay without Charlotte being in this.
Don't know this one either, but that's my favourite new theme song of the ones I've heard this evening.
I'd never heard of Jordynne Grace, but they had framed her in a way that made me think she was sticking around longer than that.
Jordan Grace just signed.
That's...quite a use of #30.
Lol Nikki Bella?
JFC.
Lol Nikki Bella.
Glad we got Gulia and Alexa. But boo on no Becky or AJ.
Giving Nikki Bella #30 so bad.
Maybe that's actually AJ Lee dressed as Nikki again?
Just sitting here shamelessly rooting for Nia Jax because I had #29 in the pool.
Gambling ruins everything.
Do we have to break the record for longest time every single fucking year?
Hell yeah, Nia. Most elims in the high-roller pool is mine.
Nia eliminating everyone just dropped this match from a B to a D.
Boo.
Are we getting Charlotte/Rhea again?
Because it feels like we're getting Charlotte/Rhea again.