2025 Royal Rumble

Really tapping into everyone's nostalgia for COVID.

"They all went nuts when Nikki Bella was introduced as entrant #30!"

Cut to a shot of a bunch of people not reacting at all to her return. Nice

Not going to say I knew Charlotte was winning, but it was the least surprising result and a mortal lock after that big Nia spot.

Cole said a bunch of people sitting on their hands and barely paying attention were going nuts when Nikki came out.

And this new software SUCKS for live posting an event.

I know there's only four events tonight, but damn is this the deadest spot on a card that has ever existed. Two rumbles, a ladder match for the title and then..... this.

Felt like way too much time with 10+ people and then the final four was over in a minute.

Could I have just taken a cyanide pill instead of watching that blowjob of Pat McAfee?

Seriously **** Pat McAfee

I will admit I like McAfee in general but do not like how WWE (and other programs, tbh) try to ram him down our throats.

I haven't looked up any betting odds or anything, but I sense some weird screwy finish in the ladder match where each guy grabs their own belt at the same time and this continues to WM

"THE LITTLE LADDER IS BACK!!! THE LITTLE LADDER IS BACK!!!"

I don't know why laddermatches is still a thing. 30 minutes of going back and forth with "Oh look - my opponent is out cold and all I have to do is climb this ladder to win. Let me just spend 5 minutes contemplating life, the universe and everything before I do so in slow motion."

We're really gonna end a ladder match in a no-contest, eh?

After John Cena's Last Man Standing match was called off as a no-contest because Cena couldn't continue, everything is in play.

Haven't multiple HiaC done this too?

Why is there a dude holding the ladder for Cody?

Oh ****, they were giving the it's serious symbol at the end of that last spot

That was a good match though - mostly because Cody and Owens are good enough to even make a ladder match enjoyable.

Not sure; probably. Doing it in LMS seems like the most ridiculous possible result because disabling an opponent from being able to continue is literally the only wincon a wrestler can achieve.

Say his name and he appears?

Yeah, I'll be shocked if he doesn't show.

Don't see how anyone not named Cena or Punk is winning this though.

Yeah Punk winning Rumble and Cena Elimination Chamber makes the most sense to me

Roman Reigns says hello

Love the first 2.

Cena may be most likely (I don't know, haven't looked at any odds), but there are a handful I don't see as drawing dead.

Penta may have Cero Miedo, but he had two feet on the floor. I'm surprised they didn't call it.

Rookie move by Rey not to throw the red challenge flag.

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