Wrestlemania: Vegas
Imagine during the Stardust days thinking ‘now that is a guy who is going to close out 3 straight wrestlemanias’
Night 1:
Night 2:
Onward and upward!
Obvious guesses:
1. Cena wins LOL
2. Heyman dirties punk and reigns and rollins and heyman turn
Slightly less obvious guesses:
1. Dominik turns on Balor
2. Solo turns face ****ing over Fatu
Longshots:
1. El grande americano is actually Sami Zayn
2. Big E has been cleared to wrestle and runs in on new day to screw them
Obvious guesses:
1. Cena wins LOL
2. Heyman dirties punk and reigns and rollins and heyman turn
Slightly less obvious guesses:
1. Dominik turns on Balor
2. Solo turns face ****ing over Fatu
Longshots:
1. El grande americano is actually Sami Zayn
2. Big E has been cleared to wrestle and runs in on new day to screw them
Even if Big E isn't cleared to wrestle surely he has to show up to screw them. What is the point of the match at Wrestlemania otherwise?
Does ****ing over Jacob Fatu even make Solo a face?
I'm not so sure.
Looking forward to this.
Not terribly excited about this years mania, but I'm in for Tiffy Time if nothing else.
What's the general consensus on splitting Mania over two nights?
I don't follow wrestling much anymore so I'm certainly open to it just being me who don't follow closely enough to care about enough stuff to fill two nights. It feels like this could/should all have been distilled down to one night.
You know, I'm something of an honorary Uce myself.
Royal Rumble winner jerking that curtain. Will never like it.
Uso losing here would be such a massive burial, I almost want to see it
I don't have much of a favourite in the opening match. I only hope one of them throws the other one across the announcement table, hits Pat McAfee and injures him badly enough so he'll be unable to continuing "announcing".
I haven't watched anything more than the post-Rumble Raw, but it sure seems like Jey has to win.
Feel bad for Rey Mysterio getting hurt and missing Mania - seems like terrible booking they had a 50-yo wrestle a match the night before the biggest PPV of the year
Finisher kickouts: 2
Jey vs Gunther: Never really got invested. Finisher spam into immediate tap out to a sleeper??? 0.5 stars and thats being generous
That match was everything it needed to be, Yeet.
Well, that was a match I guess.
Anyway - not really invested in the next one either. Unless Big E shows up. Big E is awesome and I'll side with whomever he does.
And dammit, McAfee is still commenting... make it stop.
Nothing says we're-bad-ass-war-raiders like coming out "Dressed as clash of clans characters"... I guess Reigns and Punk will come out dressed as Minecraft-characters?
Ivar is doing everything he can to get this match over.
new day vs war raiders: a perfectly average tag match for a normal raw or smackdown. underwhelming for mania. 1.5 stars
Also - turning New Day into bad guys was a terrible decision.
