Wrestlemania: Vegas

Not great.

And, continuing my pointless bitching and whining, I have no idea who any of these celebrities are.

I would have gone with Uso 3:16 says Yeet

Wondering if there are a lot less Euros this year or if these matches are so bad even Euros are sitting on their hands

im surprised naomi is still in a prominent role after all these years because it never felt like anyone really cared about her character and shes not good in the ring. so with all the influx of good women wrestlers over the past decade im surprised she didnt get left behind

Her last name is Fatu.

on the other hand jade just oozes starpower. this should be a squash

oh yeah thatll do it

"i never had friends" - wade barrett, leader of one of the largest in number factions of the past 20 years lmao

michael cole channelling 1998 jerry lawler and not in any of the good ways

Don't forget that he lead The Corre and The League of Nations, too

If he starts yelling about puppies...

SICK catch into a jackhammer wow

Jade just made the highlight reel

CHICKEN JOCKEY

jade v naomi: pretty good! fun spots and 2-3 different "wow" moments. catch into jackhamer, that powerbomb at the end, and the top rope bulldog was cool too. enjoyed it. 3 stars

Idk wtf else you want out of a Jade Cargill match

ya that was fun

woah summerslam is 2 nights now too? probably a good idea but id have imagined royal rumble would be the first 2 nigher outside of mania

The Avalanche Release German Suplex was fantastic but my favorite part was when Jacob Fatu randomly hit a Senton on LA Knight while Knight was collapsed on the top turnbuckle. Never seen that one before.

Best fight of the night so far - not sure about the timing of Fatus kickouts though. He's either extremely good at timing those just in time, or he's a little late on some of them. Not that it matters much, I guess.

Fatu vs Knight: by far the most invested I - and the crowd there - have been. BFT reversal was sick. Fatu is so fast and quick for his size. Good match. Good finish. 3.75 stars

This is actually going to be a way better match with Fenix than Mysterio.

Insane flipping Senton from Grande

Collect your winnings if you had money on a Vikingo appearance.