Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
The new craze for calling the opponent's side of the 50 yard line "plus territory.". Sounds like text speak from the 90s.
As announcing quirks go, I still can't believe that this thing where injuries are referenced as body parts has caught on. "He's out with an elbow." Yeah, great stuff.
Yeah, whenever I hear something like that, I mentally respond "I hope he has two."
how many clouds can the sky hold before moisture tears everything we know apart
Now I'm confused if Red used the "teers" or "tares" pronounced word.
Also that "pronunciation" loses the "o".
Putting on fitted sheets and even though you have a 50/50 shot of choosing the long end starting corner, 98.6% of the time, you get it wrong.
You don't have a little tag that says "Top/Bottom"?
I love my new sheets. They not only have the top/bottom tags, but they also have Side tags.
I just use a UV light to show me how mine go.
Jurassic Word is just Godzilla
World
people that take pictures sitting down on slot machines as if they are playing but dont put a penny in and then leave right after the picture
A little studio gamblerish imo
Headline News channel switching from news to random true crime shows at some point.
One thing I love about staying in hotels is access to CNN/HLN, so I can binge Forensic Files overnight. PMO (and it shouldn't!) that I can't get this beamed directly into my head 24/7.
Sherwin Williams
Their slogan is "Cover the Earth", accompanied by an image of Earth doused in red paint. The globe is tilted with all the Americas drenched red and red paint dripping like blood across the rest of the globe. The slogan just looks like a bleeding planet drowning in blood, which to be fair is rather accurate. And who tf wants to cover the Earth with paint? Probably some sufragette hating, chain smoking mad man
Sherwin Williams
Their slogan is "Cover the Earth", accompanied by an image of Earth doused in red paint. The globe is tilted with all the Americas drenched red and red paint dripping like blood across the rest of the globe. The slogan just looks like a bleeding planet drowning in blood, which to be fair is rather accurate. And who tf wants to cover the Earth with paint? Probably some sufragette hating, chain smoking mad man
Last sentence seems totally out of place.
And why couldn’t it be a tee total, vegetarian, man hating lesbian ?
Last sentence seems totally out of place.
And why couldnÂ’t it be a tee total, vegetarian, man hating lesbian ?
Chalk it up to blind rage I guess. It pisses me off as a business slogan and logo, but it's obviously old af. No marketing flunky from the past couple centuries would say "hey let's cover the earth in paint guys, that sounds and looks great". Raging, man hating lesbian or not, whomever invented it was a chain smoker
Nice avatar btw, did you lose a bet? Probably nfl, maybe a post season wins total
That I don't have a smart washer and dryer that send me a phone notification when they're done.
like your maid doesn't have your phone number
