English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

2022-2023 Saw Manchester City’s Death Star become fully operational winning the Premier League with 89 points by e

29 July 2023 at 07:09 PM
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by LFC_USA k

Why are a bunch of Premier League teams off this weekend with seemingly no other competitions going on?

Split mid season break


Imagine having to dive to put the game to bed against ****ing Wigan


Imagine being that stupid to kick someone in the box. Goes down easily once he's been kicked, yes, but he's been kicked


Never mind the bollocks, here's Willy Kambwala


Brushes his toe, goes down like he's been shot clutching his shin cheating ****


by sixfour k

Split mid season break

That's actually a brilliant idea and I'm surprised the greedy FA/UEFA whatever didn't manage to fill it with games. Good for them. Long time coming. And a weekend where we're not completely without football. It's new this season right?


by LFC_USA k

That's actually a brilliant idea and I'm surprised the greedy FA/UEFA whatever didn't manage to fill it with games. Good for them. Long time coming. And a weekend where we're not completely without football. It's new this season right?

Was exactly the same last year


Think the idea came in a few years ago but this is only 2nd time it's been done cos of covid/WC


by POGcrazy94 k

Brushes his toe, goes down like he's been shot clutching his shin cheating ****

i love this sport.. brushing someone's toe to no effect is obvious penalty but often shoving someone to the ground from behind is up for debate.


by sixfour k

Was exactly the same last year

by POGcrazy94 k

Think the idea came in a few years ago but this is only 2nd time it's been done cos of covid/WC

👍

Nice to have during AFCON/Asian Cup as well


radu dragusin ((cb)25m+add-ons) + werner (6month loan+~20m buy option) agreed for spurs.
ange and levy cooking.


by MindFckr k

Absolutely fantastic what good networking can do. There is no way Dier gets anywhere near the Bayern training pitch if Kane didn't need someone to talk to in the dressing room.

Kane being too much of a drooler to learn the language of his newly adopted country isn't the least bit surprising.


by jalfrezi k

Kane being too much of a drooler to learn the language of his newly adopted country isn't the least bit surprising.

How do you know he's not learning?


I guess Dier's there to hold his hand during lessons.


by ChopSueyyy k

radu dragusin ((cb)25m+add-ons) + werner (6month loan+~20m buy option) agreed for spurs.
ange and levy cooking.

Spoiler
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Former Liverpool striker Sadio Mane, 31, marries his '18-year-old long term girlfriend' at a ceremony in his native Senegal, after 'years of paying her bills while she was at school'

uhh


Why is '18-year-old long term girlfriend' in quotes? Could the Daily Mail be making **** up again?


by jalfrezi k

Kane being too much of a drooler to learn the language of his newly adopted country isn't the least bit surprising.

You're about half a step more childish than people using the "Farteta" name.

Kane is learning German per loads of reports btw.


Going back to the Littler/random Lazio player thing, supposedly one of Gabon's AFCON squad has been asked to explain why he lists his DOB in 1990 when his mum died in 1986


by Tall Paul k

Why is '18-year-old long term girlfriend' in quotes? Could the Daily Mail be making **** up again?

I also appreciate her saying "they've been together since her teenage years" when she is quite literally a teenager.


lol Chelsea


by TheGramuel k

You're about half a step more childish than people using the "Farteta" name.

Kane is learning German per loads of reports btw.

It would be easier if they spoke English instead. Who won the bloody war anyway?


by bazooka87 k

uhh

stonks!


by jalfrezi k

Kane being too much of a drooler to learn the language of his newly adopted country isn't the least bit surprising.

to be fair i've always been insanely impressed by how many players do end up learning multiple languages over the course of their career due to learning the local language

remember how shocked i was once to footage of practice/locker rooms etc where teams which were heavily international didn't default to english but instead all spoke the language of the country they played in despite that maybe 10-20% of the roster was local

like all those times you see foreign players conversing with the refs

compare that to baseball, where we have guys who've been in the professional system for over a decade still give interviews in their native spanish through a translator, because with about half of the team being fellow latin americans, they never really needed to "get good" at english because they always had plenty of teammates to speak spanish with

fun fact, i applied to be chien ming wang's translator - was not called in for an interview - my whole pitch was "yeah I'll probably not get it with 100% accuracy but i know baseball"


Confirmed good fit for the out of townies try too hards:


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