English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

2022-2023 Saw Manchester City’s Death Star become fully operational winning the Premier League with 89 points by e

29 July 2023 at 07:09 PM
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by Reynolds k

Troy Deeney sacked after 6 games. Today I learned that he went on celebrity mastermind and scored 0 on his specialist subject.

He's got to be top 3 in both thickest and biggest ****s to ever play in the Prem.


by PeteBlow k

It’s a 24 team tournament, so the best 4 third placed teams will go though.

👍


what happened to kornet, i remember he arrived with such pizazz and then doesn't even get off the bench lately


Nobody wants a cornet in this weather


by ChopSueyyy k

spurs about to sign 18yo antonio nusa for ~30m from brugge and let him stay there on loan for the rest of the season

#dominating

a few articles floating doing the rounds about how Spurs are using their excellent financial standing to take advantage of teams (Chelsea, Man United, Newcastle, every foreign team) who would be interested in the likes of Nusa , but have their hands tied with FFP spending.

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Levy GOAT


by rickroll k

what happened to kornet, i remember he arrived with such pizazz and then doesn't even get off the bench lately

Got a calf injury, tried to come back a couple of times, eventually went to an expert who said he had only ever seen this injury once before. He can’t do a full week training now and is done as a top flight footballer. The Saudis could do us a turn here and sign him up, Benrahma too.


Gabriel is not even the best Gabriel in the league


At least he makes the podium at Arsenal


Good job Roy took Eze off in the cup for a rest


Same ol assna bunch of set piece merchants


Saka assist removed. Decisions against ducksauce


I wonder if/how much we paid perisic to leave? Fab says he is working for free back home. He was one of our highest earners (thanks conte). If those wages are off the books, that’s great for us. We can sign two elite young players for the same wages, if not three.


by DuckSauce k

Saka assist removed. Decisions against ducksauce

lol


by Reynolds k

I see Roy rightfully getting some stick for taking Eze off for rest ahead of game against Arsenal.

1. You're about 90, surely now's the time to go all out on a cup run.

2. You're likely getting hosed against Arsenal anyway, 25mins rest for Eze not going to significantly alter that.

3. Has he not seen the state of the promoted clubs? They probably only need 4 wins from remaining 18.

Lol.


Ivan Toney is big time back


by MindFckr k

Ivan Toney is big time back

Hope he backed himself to score a free kick at 9/1


by mw828 k

Hope he backed himself to score a free kick at 9/1

lol


by mw828 k

Hope he backed himself to score a free kick at 9/1

Lol. What a crossover

Also this is a surprisingly entertaining game

Case in point. Maupay


Maupay with a cracking finish. Absolute collector's item.


by TheGramuel k

Absolute collector's item.

For Maupay most goals are


We have a shocking side out today.


by Hoopie1 k

We have a shocking side out today.

It looks somewhat functional, but odd. Then I looked at the bench and saw these are basically the only players available.


by mw828 k

It looks somewhat functional, but odd. Then I looked at the bench and saw these are basically the only players available.

Exactly. The bench is basically duds and kids. There are a good few duds in the starting XI too.


Some exciting moments so far but both sides are really bad.


This Diaz guy is playing in the Premier League?

Oh he just came over to score this just now

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