English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

magic of the cup

Excuse me. I’m not the one who popped in here originally when no one asked to brag about it.

We’re supposed to ask?

Kyle Walker apology would have more punch to it if this wasn't his 2nd bastard child from the model

Normally this sort of thing would result in all sorts of thread discussion, but since it is Walker and these sort of things seem to happen to him several times a year it barely warrants a discussion. Pretty sure his long-suffering but incredibly wealthy wife will treat it in the same way, or just get a good divorce lawyer and take him to the cleaners.

I read somewhere that Enron would fall out with someone in an empty room and it seems like this did not change one bit.

I have to be honest didn't know much about Walker's shenanigans. Gotta hand it to Pep he picks wingbacks with workrate

Rashford apparently back with the squad and likely to play on Thursday.
The power of apology

Well I guess you're sorta right.

ooh, how the tables turn

LEVYGOAT

I think he warranted a whole episode of The Upshot. He got some whores in during COVID to help pass the time and got his dick out in a bar not that long ago.

I admire his commitment to being a bellend.

Fun fact I met him a few times when he was ~19 not long after he had signed for Spurs for reasons i can't be arsed to explain. He was a really nice kid very much in love with his missus having just moved down from Sheffield.

Who would have thought that a decade of wealth and adoration beyond your wildest dreams could turn you into a giant cockhat.

In other news, there are some rumours that we could be shifting Cornet to Forest and Benrahma to Lyon, both of which I am fully supportive of.

Fueding? Rashford went out to party in Belfast with Ro-Shaun Williams and called out sick from training on Friday because he was in the clubs until late in the night and couldn’t make it back to Manchester.

I’m all for giving Ten Hag crap where it’s well deserved (Onana and Mount purchases for sure or for some reason playing 2 #10s together), but anyone here does what Rashford did (this is the second time he’s dicked around in the clubs when he shouldn’t) and we’re getting fired/sacked/severely disciplined at our jobs (unless we own our own company).

If Son hurries up after the game, he might catch a plane to be there on time for the game against brentford tmw

ESR is in the starting lineup. This is not a drill

Selhurst Park is a shithole, pass it on

lol palace

We are not giving them much air

Otoh, I did get to witness some Palace fans getting into fisticuffs with each other when I went to Selhurst Park years back. At least that was more entertaining than the match. The pies were **** though😐

lol turner

LOL Turner.

Luton finding something for the run in?

It was nice from agent Turner to get things going. The 2nd goal was well executed tho

wtf brighton