English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

They count as much as the goals first minute

United have won a football match!

Sounds like a decent pick up.

Personally I think it means more to shake hands with your opponent at full time than to post whatever on instagram.

gazumped both barca and buyern this transfer window. dominating.
#levygoat

Personally I think he is a baguette munching ****

This is better than a fax machine not working

Someone has asked if Sullivan unplugged the fax to charge his phone.

I'm surprised that the former Businesswoman of the Year and Vice Chair allowed this to happen. Now she's going to have to fork out for a team building exercise to re-integrate Fornals and Benrahma into the squad (TGI Fridays, £35 a head including £5 cost of living crisis supplement, includes main course and choice of starter or dessert).

This is one of the worst transfer windows OAT

Not for Jordan Hendergoat

I have just been reminded that Mason Mount exists.

That is almost as bad as being reminded that Mason Holgate exists, and that you've signed him on loan

He wasn't exactly pulling up trees in the Champo

Seems like united fans showing up in my twitter now think Mainoo is the best prospect in the world and a 100m player. Like wtf.

Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola has dismissed claims by Spanish media that Erling Haaland is unhappy at the club

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/681...

as someone with special insight into this, this let me go ahead and confirm this rumour to be true for every living creature living and/or working in the greater manchester area including erling haaland

Lol

Nope. Seems like a signing for the sake of making a signing

new starboy has arrived

He is by far the best player I’ve never heard of. Not even close.

Magnificent hair. He'll make a great manager one day

FYP.

Edit. I posted this then clicked the link. So obvious this story came from the press office of Real Madrid it barely needs stating, good weather is all they have nowadays.

Jude Bellingham called Mason Greenwood a rapist, what a legend.

Seems a good moment to go with the 'Greenwood the greatest' defense.

Have a feeling that his will get ugly for Everton here.

How can both Udogie and Richy be so unmarked lol