***What a Waste of Time; I Mean, What a Bold Choice February LC Thread***
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At a cashier job I worked during college summers, there was a real dumbass on the crew who thought the funniest thing
Uh Oh, it's LKJ the birthday police.
If you're older than12, 24 hours seems a bit much.
what if it's a month that doesn't even have 30 days?
You got ripped off.
When you're over 50 your birthday is just another Tuesday. I suppose after 70 they might mean something again as your chances of making the next one diminish?
What AquaSwing said. I keep thinking I've got my SIL trained to not buy me stuff for that and Christmas. They're just another day to me.
To be fair, she is good at getting me things (air fryer, for example) that I wouldn't have bought, but have become reasonably well-used.
I think my grandparents' birthdays started being a big deal again at 90.
Numbers keep adding up, as if to say, "Stop counting.";
But who's counting, anyway - Acoustic Junction, from a lifetime ago
I'd say except for 65, no one over 30 should care or even acknowledge a birthday.
Boss just obliterated the rescheduled holiday party. Took me and a couple other guys to North End all afternoon, stopping at all his favorite places and loading us up on meats, cheeses, olives, antipastos, breads, grappa, treats, a famous Italian sub from Monica's to bring home, dinner at Carmelina's involving half the menu, and a cappuccino at Caffe Vittoria to finish it off.
A very impressive boss move.
Boss just obliterated the rescheduled holiday party. Took me and a couple other guys to North End all afternoon, stopping at all his favorite places and loading us up on meats, cheeses, olives, antipastos, breads, grappa, treats, a famous Italian sub from Monica's to bring home, dinner at Carmelina's involving half the menu, and a cappuccino at Caffe Vittoria to finish it off.
A very impressive boss move.
Location: Sweet rescheduled holiday party inya face
Birthday haters need more fun in their life. Girlfriend threw me a surprise party last year and it was awesome.
Sure birthdays are stupid, but so is existence and most things in it. Things that shouldn’t piss you off, but do.
Birthday haters need more fun in their life. Girlfriend threw me a surprise party last year and it was awesome.
Sure birthdays are stupid, but so is existence and most things in it. Things that shouldn’t piss you off, but do.
I'm a birthday hater, but even more when others aren't.
My last birthday party...my friends convinced my girlfriend to meet at a restaurant that I didn't want to go to. I watched the Flyers game by myself when that's all I really wanted to do on my birthday. A couple of beers watching the game with friends seemed nice.. I met up with them after. It should piss me off.
Birthday haters need more fun in their life. Girlfriend threw me a surprise party last year and it was awesome.
Sure birthdays are stupid, but so is existence and most things in it. Things that shouldn’t piss you off, but do.
Any reason for a party is cool. Anyone saying, or acting like, "It's my special day", or anything close to that, is not.
And they piss me off.
and here's a hearty **** you for pausing to contemplate the day you took your first breath
eat your cake and be thankful, now get back to work
Why the **** would I be receiving a call from the Netherlands? I didn't answer.
Recently, I've been getting calls notifying me that a loan of up to $30,000 is waiting for me, I just have to call back.
Strangely, the callback number in the VM isn't the same as the one which generates the call. I'm sure it's just a clerical error.
strangely, the callback
I'd counter and ask for a loan of $75,000 and see what they say.
Then when they say no, bump your offer to $100,000 to show them you mean business.
Recently, I've been getting calls notifying me that a loan of up to $30,000 is waiting for me, I just have to call back.
Strangely, the callback number in the VM isn't the same as the one which generates the call. I'm sure it's just a clerical error.
A loan?!?!
LOL! You have no status at all.
My calls offer me millions in gifts.
Free gratis.
Well, almost.
Author is so ****ing stupid it hurts. The first call from “amazon” was the reddest of flags.
Actually, even answering the phone was idiotic.
Step one, don't ever answer the phone unless you're expecting the call or it's a number you know. Step two, follow step one.
What AquaSwing wrote. Though I will admit, from time to time I consider answering just to waste their time. (I'm retired, time is on my side). But anh, I can find something else to do.
