English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

Ahh, my bad I got confused and thought Tonali was doping too. Maybe some Italian prejudice after recently listening to the Gary Neville/Roy Keane podcast where they were talking about how obviously doped up certain European opponents were.

I'm afraid they are kinda right, and would even suspect there is xenophobia involved, or a conspiracy, in the overrepresentation of foreigners in Serie A doping cases.

Werner lol

Think I was less confident he was going to score there than Sissoko against Liverpool all those years back

are these your creations. two genius-level morsels over the past few months

either way keep them coming

For ****s sake.

We have as usual not been great at the final ball as recently, but still better team, and losing, the opposite of the first bit of the season.

Always rated Werner

never in doubt.

THATS a goal.

👍

Ball Hogba popped up in a long slander names thread on Twitter (always stop when I see those and read all the replies) but Bin Bag just seemed to make perfect sense.

Christ, 99th minute winner for plop

lol.
Forest chairman comes onto the field at full time to complain

I love it so much.

Football fans in being morons shocker

I scarcely could have imagined a more rapid transition from LOL Spurs to LOL Palace.

In the US it's totally different as you have the draft system. Rebuilding is common when you can pick the best new players.

Clear vision at Chelsea? I dont see it.

Think they started with a splash that made fans think its gonna turn into instant success like the Abro days.

I am enjoying every moment of this as this while I can tyvm.

Villa hanging on for dear life here

Not sure I've ever had a worse gambling run in my life than this Jan/February(now March). Straight up doom switched.

Chelsea have spent infinity and are in the bottom half of the table. I can understand some of their frustration.

Watkins having an insane year. Won't happen but if he finishes strong and fires villa to CL he's got a pretty good case for player of the year.

football karma for this december post?

a lot of the initial signings were rushed and mistakes. those will be mostly gone this summer once they get sterling out of there. bought a lot of young players with high potential on long contracts, brought a coach that is supposed to be good at getting a lot out of young players, the metrics that Boehly and co use say Chelsea on pace for 5th metrics wise and have been underperforming and injured. pretty easy to see the plan.

i would also enjoy it as a fan of another club, but i'd probably be more concerned with actually accomplishing some silverware before chelsea are back up and running..

Everton this year may be the most unlucky I've ever seen a team be.

Christ, just been to the bar and had a "wait, is that her in Reynolds' avatar" moment