English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

City squeezing out a win is the least enjoyable out come. Epic footballing by united or demolishing by city way better for banter

consecutive manc derby hat tricks or we riot

in for the foads vs bellingham scrap over next 15 ballon d'ors

Relegated united

Whoever sanctioned the Amrabaat loan should be shot

haaland scoring instead of tapping it sideways to an open foads for the consecutive manc derby hat trick is DISGUSTING

i assume some enterprising central banker of a developing nation solved all their countries economic problems by betting three years of GDP on city to win in-play after the rashford goal. no excuse not to.

damn 4 mins to go and man utd have given up. walking aimlessly while city knock it around

****ing antony #believeallwomen

united literally had one job for the rest of the season

It's a crime against football this united team isnt in the bottom half of the table

hopefully sterling is going anywhere that isn't in a chelsea shirt. todd needs to be chatting up his saudi friends or just pay him to stay home. if it is Poch that is playing sterling because he likes this half effort and not the upper management saying sterling is on double the salary of the next player you need to play him, then i'd lose all faith in Poch.

cucurella hopefully stays. he was obviously overpriced but he's a fine serviceable leftback in a 4. chelsea shouldn't sell him if it results in taking a loss on the books, especially if they are offloading hall and maatsen for ffp. almost all of cucu's negative games coincide with playing behind sterling who is the furthest forward average position on the pitch because he refuses to work defensively.

Being a 3 horse race is gonna make the city games vs arsenal/pool more interesting no one really can afford to draw.

I don’t really understand what happened to this guy. He looked legit world class at Inter at times, especially in the CL

. Has Ten Hag even still trying to instill any sort of cohesive style of play or has he given up on that already?

is his amazing conjurers trick of transforming from six foot four and built like a panzer -> the cameroonian danny devito when a corner comes in a new thing, or was he doing that in italy too

i have discovered a documentary tv show called skint which first aired on the bbc 20 odd years ago. anyone remember it?

anyway, please consider watching 2:00 to 2:35 of the below video. her delivery may make this the most magical tv moment i have ever witnessed, certainly top 10

So it begins

Too easy

If Arsenal go 4 up before half time, I hope Arteta starts eating a sandwich

Jesus. How are they this bad?

On pace

We are firing on all cylinders but man are Sheffield tragic

Loooool

You mean after the first 20

Ok, can we bring on the kids yet?