English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

The last time I saw someone selling a finger poke this badly Hulk Hogan won the WCW world title

Ahmedhodzic is defending in an interesting fashion

I mean it's a nice finish but when you let Ben ****ing White put a howitzer past you it's time to give up

Havertz with some run of form

I am savoring every last second of this.

I am not quite sure why I can only cash out for 2/3rds of total winnings on the -5.5 bet, do they really think we scored that often?

Never mind the bollocks, here's Oliver Arblaster

64 minutes has to be an unbreakable world record early appearance from Cedric the human victory cigar.

Need to score another to keep the streak of scoring at least 2 in every half.

Serious question : which % of SHU fans in the stadium will still be there on final whistle?

Didn't catch the first half but the stadium looks about ~40% full

If you’re there at 6-0 down at 75 minutes, chances are good you’re going to be there at the end.

Only lost the xG by two lol

Trivia time:

Man united sit top 6 with a negative goal difference. In the premier league era only 3 teams have finished in the top 6 with a negative goal difference, who were they?

Everton? The Liverpool Istanbul year.

pretty sure everton did it when they finished in a CL spot ahead of liverpool in about 2005, no idea on the others

Everton made t6 (4th) in 04-05 with -1 goal diff.

2 More.

Thought it might be Newcastle when Chelsea won the CL but they were slightly positive.

I looked it up and they were both from the 90s.

The year Norwich got 3rd in the early 90s. I think Chris Sutton was playing for them then

Yep it's Norwich and West Ham.

Yeah, us under Redknapp. We took some horrible away hidings and somehow came fifth.

I want you all to know I saw this meme, and immediately felt the need to post it here.

Southgate as the next Manchester United manager rumour has really warmed the heart this morning.

Feel like the Glazers might actually get murdered if this happens

bet you're fun at parties lol