English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

Ben White signing a new contract and snubbing Southgate on the same day. Life is good

Pretty sure its the other way. Old Benny Blanco will never play for England while Southgate is in charge.

Kudus just routed some Germans.

Freiburg's a really nice city albeit their old ground had the worst away end of all time. Must revisit soon

Lol unknown white wine farmers

He was called up for the friendlies and said he rather not.

We are taking the piss a bit here.

Have got a ticket for Plop away for reasons unknown

The optimal strategy seems like waiting 10mins in the pub before going to the stadium.

ROFL wolves

What a mental game that was lol me for thinking it would be the worst game of the 4 quarter-finals

Lolves

apparently wet spam's giant win against sausage farmers meant that 5th place is probably going to qualify for CL

MOYES IN

FA Cup quarter finals this weekend

knew there was something obvious i was missing lol. thanks

nmind someone answered whilst I was typing

They deserve that, we've not really been at the races yet today especially in midfield.

Feel like Bissouma has been anonymous since his red card for the dive in like October.

What a terrible performance today, the scoreline doesn't really flatter Fulham either - we had one great chance for Maddison but other than that we can't seem to get any time on the ball let alone string 5 passes together

Lmao spurs

4 nil jesus

Wait! There's life in the old dog yet. 3 nil.

This is lol

Tottenham get battered

We remember that we are allowed to attack only when 3-0 down today