Should pit bull owners be allowed to breed?

Should pit bull owners be allowed to breed?

I honestly don't think so. And the people who own them should have to take a class to get a special license that holds them criminally libel if the dog does anything to another person or animal.

Cool story time: Tonight I was walking past the Chinese takeout place by my house - I go past this car with windows rolled down and a big ol pit bull staring at me from the passenger seat. Got spooked a little, kept walking. About 10 seconds later I hear dogs going at it and some woman screaming. I went back to help and by the time I got there the dogs were locked onto each other.

The dude had a hold of his dog - the pit bull obv. So I grabbed the other dog, some medium-sized scruffy mutt, and started pulling. It finally let go but the pit bull was clamped on for all it was worth. Luckily it only had the dog by the scruff on the bottom of its neck. The woman of course was hysterical screaming that her dog was dying and calling 911.

The dude was punching the **** out of his dog in the head, telling them to get a butter knife from inside the chinese place. I considered trying to hook the dogs mouth but thought better of it. Finally one of the workers at the chinese place came out with a bucket of cold water that he managed to get all over me as well as the pit bull. Finally the other dog's skin started to slip out of the pit bulls mouth and we got them apart. The dog was ok but a little scraped up. He was wagging his tail 30 seconds later.

No other breed latches on like that and won't let go. Combine it with ****ing cinder block head that's made to destroy whatever it gets a hold of - scary as hell. And not even any warning that I heard. Just shot straight out of the car and attacked. Most other breeds at least bark a while first. Pitbulls stalk.

Caesar Milan is one of my heroes but I think he's wrong about pit bulls. I agree a good owner that gets the animal young enough can make it turn out ok. But you never know when you get some moron owner like this walking around with a loaded weapon leaving his windows rolled down. To the guy's credit he did stick around for the cops and was very nice and apologetic and very very worried about them taking his dog. But why are people so dumb?

cliffs: pit bulls suck especially when they have moron owners

05 December 2009 at 02:48 AM
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by Matt Williams k

My next door neighbor got a pit bull about a year ago. It's a victous little f'er. My neighbor told me last week that it's gotten completely out of hand and he's taking it back to the shelter. He's had 4 pit bulls in his life and the one before this one was very friendly. If anyone can raise one properly it's my neighbor. For him to give up on this one is pretty telling. We were joking that if some normal dumbass had gotten the dog first, Missy (Yea the dog's name is Missy) would have killed som

Ya they are fkd


by SisterFister k

are you *absolutely sure* you’re not jman, moderator of slowphonyexpress? don’t you have anything better to do?

I thought you guys were all friends? At least tell me MrWookie and Ikestoys are still besties.


DOG BLOG


Grunching a bit here but as I was scrolling I noticed some pictures and it would appear that {checks notes} a creature of the Canis genus bit a creature of the **** genus. Quite a remarkable turn of events. I'm sure that our man on the street, noted DMT enthusiast Phresh, will keep us abreast.


Sup, bro

Hope you're well in these crazy days we're livin.


Ok, I'd forgotten that you can't approach a Phresh post directly. You have to avert your gaze and glance with your peripherals. Like not staring at an eclipse, essentially.

So, could somebody blink twice if the following is true: Phresh posted a picture and story of a horribly abused and neglected pitbull as if it's a super chessmate that bolsters the point in his favor?


by ProudRonReader k

I thought you guys were all friends? At least tell me MrWookie and Ikestoys are still besties.

maybe “friend” in the sense you’re all friends with dear 6ix here.


Phresh that was a solid post. Drives home the point of what this is: a false equivalence issue.

But I'm not here to argue with these jabronis. And **** you chumpchange.


by SisterFister k

are you *absolutely sure* you’re not jman, moderator of slowphonyexpress? don’t you have anything better to do?

This is the enemy of my enemiest enemy of my enemy that ever enemy of my enemied.


by 27offsuit k

Phresh that was a solid post.

It's cruel to toy with his emotions like that.

And **** you chumpchange.

I'm just here to love dogs and chew bubblegum.


by Phresh k

coordi with the made up numbers to ignore the salient point. It doesn't ****ing matter what numbers you're inventing, you dumb clown, because the dogs are not necessary. .

Bruh, you are not necessary but we still let your parents breed you. Lol what kind of asinine metric would that be?

And I know what you're thinking, but, yes, you have made the world a worse place through word and deed. Just look at your behavior here in my dog blog. I shudder to think how you must treat and have treated the people in your life.

I mean, speaking of breeding I pray to the heavens you don't have children but if you did, you'd snap be one of those dudes who beats his child for leaving the milk out, which is bad enough unto itself, all the while it was you who left the milk out and your DMT-addled brain "forgot".


I need to make an Official Greatest Hits but here's the start of the list as they come to mind:

1. These dudes believe that pitbulls just randomly snap, all based on their owners saying they were the nicest and nicest treated dogs ever. Like, in their minds, if somebody trains their dog to be violent and/or abuses their dog to where it's maladjusted enough to be violent, and, then, the dog does behave violently, these dudes believe the owners would smile and nod at all the parts being in working order and not, instead, say they never saw it coming in an attempt to avoid responsibility and liability. They are so horny to murder dogs that they forget that lying, as a concept, exists.

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p.s.

oh **** lol

by 6ix k

yeah it's wild none of the owners of the child killing dogs ever say "**** yeah one down millions to go!"


Haha .

"So, you literally named your dog Child Killer but you're saying you never saw this, the killing of a child, coming? Like, just, totally out of the blue?"

"Yes."


No but srsly, I hope everybody finds somebody who loves them as much as Phresh And Co love to murder innocent dogs.


by 6ix k

I need to make an Official Greatest Hits but here's the start of the list as they come to mind:

1. These dudes believe that pitbulls just randomly snap, all based on their owners saying they were the nicest and nicest treated dogs ever. Like, in their minds, if somebody trains their dog to be violent and/or abuses their dog to where it's maladjusted enough to be violent, and, then, the dog does behave violently, these dudes believe the owners would smile and nod at all the parts being in worki

I mean you already supplied ample proof in this thread that you are just a bit to slow and dense to function like a normal person but i will still try to address you in simple terms and hope you understand some of them.

There has been ample evidence and thousands of cases of a family pitbull just snapping and ripping little timmys face off or killing a baby johnny.

Not all of them have been mistreated or trained for aggression.

pitbulls snap for very minor reasons like i didnt like that noise or the way that little thing wiggles makes me want to kill it all the time.

You have to be a very special kind of back of the short bus stupid to even try to make a outrageously stupid point like that.

In essence i know you are not the sharpest tool in the shed not even close to it but even you cant be that dumb mate.


I promise you, he is that dumb.


A six-banger! Glorious day!


Please stop!


a simple googling of statistics shows that eliminating breeding of pit bulls is a basic no brainer. i dont see how this thread is as long as it is. as an aside, if i see someone walking a pit bull they usually look like bottom 3% of society and if they somehow look normal i assume they are a moron anyway.

euthanizing current pit bull population, i am not on board with. im sure many of them are fine pets but assuming statistics are correct i see zero downside in eliminating them from the world long term.


phresh,

can you not post more pictures of little dogs that have been mauled without a NSFW tag? you sort of just ruined my day. you're not going to change the opinions of the pit bull supporters anyway.


Yeah I reported the post to get Spoiler tags, but apparently all mods too busy to spend 20 seconds editing the post.


by sublime k

phresh,

can you not post more pictures of little dogs that have been mauled without a NSFW tag? you sort of just ruined my day. you're not going to change the opinions of the pit bull supporters anyway.

Sure, although I'm not exactly trying to change the pit nutters opinion. Those heartless morons are firmly planted in their stupidity. I'm hopeful the normies on the sidelines who've been tricked into believing the "it's the owner" bullshit will wake up. And sometimes I need to remind myself that I should do more to let people know what the reality of accepting these dogs in society looks like.

I've already "come out" as a "doggie racist" on my FB, which sucked with how many of my friends have them now. Anybody else down to pull the trigger? Tons of people are brainwashed into "adopt, don't shop" and genuinely have no idea on the dangers. I definitely do have friends who know I'm not a moron that I'm sure wouldn't get a pit now. Baby steps.

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No serious gore, but your blood will boil.


Image dumping someone's dead dog on their lawn and just walking away. Pure class.


please stop


by ProudRonReader k

please stop

This probably wasn’t funny the first 50 times you posted it but I’m sure jman is working himself into a tizzy over it so therefore it has become funny. Grats, you became funny on accident.

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