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Sometimes Denmark is right.
Sammy once got pregnant in the bathroom of a snooker café
1. sup guys
2. been a hot minute I love you please don't stone me
3. a megathread seems to be reasonable with all this inflation
4. lists are still in fashion
5. lists are ALWAYS in fashion
6. had some oatmeal this morning
7. is sammy still eating sperm sauce
8. KONY is back? When the **** did that happen!
9. i hope everyone has stayed hydrated
10. it's been so long since I've memed properly omfg
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But I'm snookered too though so what do I know? I'm stuck in dis town of Birmingbacon or whatever that's called for work and it's cold AF like AF's home or something and dark and nothing is happening. I mean even if something was happening I prolly wudn't get to know about cos I'm in a hotel room like miles away from the city center or any center or whatever. If I go into the shower it will prolly drag me to that land where the king of hearts was located or something
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But good to have you back Mr. Foldings. How can you be sick since Septembers, since you possess the keys to all the cures that have ever been invented and some? Prolly. Just mix yourself some cocktails. That's what Id do but what do I know?
Also list approved but gotta sharpen da list skillz a lil bit. This ain't 1992
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Who knows, really?
But I'm snookered too though so what do I know? I'm stuck in dis town of Birmingbacon or whatever that's called for work and it's cold AF like AF's home or something and dark and nothing is happening. I mean even if something was happening I prolly wudn't get to know about cos I'm in a hotel room like miles away from the city center or any center or whatever. If I go into the shower it will prolly drag me to that land where the king of hearts was located or something
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Birmingham, Alabama? Drive over to Montgomery and visit Hank Williams Memorial & Gravesite!
Nah, I'm afraid its the one not too far away from
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Henk
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Henk from Holland
but thanks for the suggestion.
Idiots
Calm down
Happy Easter BBV!
Happy Easter to all the supporters of Obama. Argh, I'm so tired.... Just got back from the bacon city last evening. Booked some flights and other admin nonsense, cleaned and tidied the apartment, went to work, met a former colleague from Germany, back to the apartment for some furniture installation, then went to Art Basel and walked like two marathons through the paintings and stuff. It was good though, better than expected.
Anyways went home for some break and food and very, very nearly fell asleep on the couch like the old man that I am. However, I just couldn't and now pushing myself up again with caffeine. Bcos there's a good lineup in the techno club, lol. Also when the art peeps are in town it's usually fun in the nightlife district. You can't not lol.
I can go back to being an old man tomorrow. Actually, I can't, back to the angelic city tomorrow (the one with the short flight from HK). Hopefully I won't sleep over it like I did last December after my xmas party. Booked a lil bit later departure though, 3:30pm, hopefully that has somewhat better chances, the 1:30 was a mindkiller. Esp when you come home wasted at like 5:30...
You lead quite a hectic life, Mr. FWWM. It's okay to be old though, and falling asleep on the couch is nice.
Thanks Mr. Sheep, I'm like, 3/4 wasted and still looking good to go, so there's that. The opportunities to go on a very a different path were plenty both on the female and substances side. But obv it's easy for me to pass 😃😃. So there's that, back from the city of angels 2moro hopefully
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GN. Whatever happens, happens, but you know what's also true, moar than anything?
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Fear is the mind killer
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FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER
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Think about it
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1. Fmp
2. Fixed my missing flights habit too
3. Got up and was in time with no issues at all
4. Sleep is the mind killer
5. Even though it was fun with the art peeps
6.
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7. But sometimes a man's gotta be back
8. In the best hotel in the universe
9.
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10. Other places to stay are the mind killer
11. If you stay at other places you need
12.
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13. Just gotta chill a lil while
14. Gonna be chilly and pleasant
15.
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16. Heat is the mind killer
17. But it depends on your high I suppose
18.
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19. Weed is the mind killer
20. But I suppose better than
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22. Condoms are the mind killer
23. Anyways happy Easters all
24. Mr. mr. mmmkays Easter fertility dance approved
25. Fertility is the mind killer
26. Remember that Jesus died for our sins
27. Or was that the reptilians?
28. Death is the mind killer
29.
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30. Gotta use the wellness facilities extensively
31. So that I don't need
32.
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33. Urinon is the mind killer
34. Anyways stay safe and remember to
35.
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Nice list, Fire!
I will permit the list to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the listicles have gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Happy Easter, everyone!
A lot of Murica has to work on Monday, and I will work with my #1 brethren and sistren (and othren) in solidarity, but more so (two words, not one) because there are big promo payouts brewing on that day.
