2024 NFL Off-season Thread

2024 NFL Off-season Thread

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12 February 2024 at 01:49 PM
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by StoppedRainingMen k

Wife however mentioned them 4 times during our vows

How many of those 4 were preceded by the word "****ing", "****sucking" or "***damned"?


“Today is the day SRM finally loves me more than those *********** ****ing 9ers. At least Bork is sexy.”


by tarheels2222 k

Rashee Rice on the run.

Bills Mafia members everywhere:

"Lock him up! Lock him up!"


by StoppedRainingMen k

Phenomenal

There was a lot of security which I thought was odd. Unfortunately no Lou

I always dreamed of dancing to their rendition from old school during my wedding. Biggest miss ever

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Wife however mentioned them 4 times during our vows

Transcript of vows, please!

Never heard of security at a wedding other than the occasional shotgun. Who arranged for that and thought it was necessary? And the reason?


by tarheels2222 k

Rashee Rice on the run.

So he's got running from the cops speed?


Highlights from wedding for those interested (that I can remember):

Best man ethered me with his speech. Wife’s mom hates him forever

To those who aren’t married and plan on getting married chicken and waffles and a fries and donut bar are an epic late night snack. I personally wouldn’t know cuz I didn’t even finish my own dinner much less even realized the rest of the food came out but still

Wife’s mom walks up to me and says ‘so someone is ****ing in the bathroom, can you tell them to chill?’ Followed by 6 other people telling me people are loudly ****ing in the bathroom. Followed by me finding out 6 people I sat at one table on a guess decided to have a swinger orgy they admitted to in one of the only 3 bathrooms in the entire place. My exact words ‘well I guess if you know a better way to meet new people I’d like to hear it’


by Tom Ames k

So he's got running from the cops speed?

It's necessary to be in KC. Reek's troubles, Britt Reid, and now Rashee.

No way Pacheco isn't next with the way he runs.

I haven't seen any reports Rashee has been located either haha.


He should be able to hire a fall guy since he didn't stop and hasn't been caught yet.


by tarheels2222 k

It's necessary to be in KC. Reek's troubles, Britt Reid, and now Rashee.

Add Kareem Hunt and Justyn Ross who was arrested last season and suspended for six games.

Tyreek is questionable though. I think most people, including the NFL, believed him after the full audio recording was released.


Oh yes, how could I forget about Kareem and Justyn.

Fair point on Reek, although, it seems likely he's probably not that good of a person, even if he might not have done anything illegal that we know of. Doesn't mean I don't enjoy watching him catch balls and run fast, though.


don't forget about this cat



by tarheels2222 k

Fair point on Reek, although, it seems likely he's probably not that good of a person, even if he might not have done anything illegal that we know of. Doesn't mean I don't enjoy watching him catch balls and run fast, though.

He definitely has the maturity level of a 16 year old and resembles nothing that society calls a good husband or father.

Well, looks like KC might need a new WR1. TMZ released pictures of the people leaving the crash scene and one of them is dressed the same Rice was dressed in a bowling alley earlier that day.


Street racing is obviously a terrible decision, but if he wasn't drunk and no one is seriously injured or dead, then I'm guessing it won't be release worthy. Also, complete idiot for leaving the scene. I guess we'll see how it plays out.


Update: I’ve dropped my wedding ring in the garbage disposal at the bar at brunch


Get a silicone ring. You'll never look back.


Don't buy another ring of any sort until you find out how serious the repercussions from this alleged accident are.



Big debate raging on Chiefsplanet over which one is Rice. The guy with the red hat thing is slightly in the lead over grey shorts.


Has to be red hat guy.


Somebody who has a pic of who was driving is sitting on a potential gold mine.


Almost Ruggsed a 4yo child great job. Iggles would take him in a second.


"How did you two meet?"

"In the bathroom at an SRM wedding!"


by Lawnmower Man k

"How did you two meet?"

"In the bathroom at an SRM wedding!"

"He was in there with some blonde, and I showed up with a goof wearing a Niners' jersey to a wedding. It was love at first sight!"


by madlex k

Add Kareem Hunt and Justyn Ross who was arrested last season and suspended for six games.

Tyreek is questionable though. I think most people, including the NFL, believed him after the full audio recording was released.

Haven’t there been 4 reported Tyreek episodes over the years? Most recent two aren’t on the Chiefs I guess but he does seem to escape the flak pretty well


by tarheels2222 k

It's necessary to be in KC. Reek's troubles, Britt Reid, and now Rashee.

No way Pacheco isn't next with the way he runs.

I haven't seen any reports Rashee has been located either haha.

And yet Reid's son is the only one who even required a commuted sentence.

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