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Waffle will always be the one that gave Mold the modship before he gave it to me.
**** Waffle.
**** Mold.
Waffle was a way better mod than any of the current BBV mods ever were. I mean, none of them are ever posting drunk, I don't even think any of them have ever banned a poster.... ****ing nerds.
Yeah but Denmark can't even fire missiles
It doesn't matter, if it comes to any conflict they will surrender again in less than two hours anyways.
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Yeah but Denmark can't even fire missiles
Don't insult Australia Junior.
There's no poser in this thread Sammy couldn't knock out with a single punch.
also
I love you, fidstar-poker
Sammy what is going on with Danish rocket launchers?
Denmark closes major shipping strait ove...
The Niels Juel ship is stationed in Denmark’s Great Belt strait, the main maritime gateway to the Baltic Sea.
The booster on a Harpoon missile on board the ship was activated during a mandatory test on Thursday, and the launcher cannot currently be deactivated, the Danish armed forces said in a statement, adding that specialists are on their way to solve the problem.
That is not relevant, Sammy Tyson can knock you out with a single punch
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Sammy what is going on with Danish rocket launchers?
Testing our new super missiles. They can hit anywhere in Germany from here.
If I give you Putin's exact coordinates, can your missiles reach the location within 100ms? It has to be within 100ms, otherwise he's already teleported to Bali.
Microseconds? There you go with that metric again. How many hogshead furlong seconds is that?
Microseconds? There you go with that metric again. How many hogshead furlong seconds is that?
It's milliseconds. Where is our engineer to translate that into square feet per gun shaft for our valued Murican fellas? I heard he was busy with some rockets. Or his two year holiday bonus he got from being 6 weeks at work ...
Musings from the last several posts:
Fid is scared im coming back and putting him to the curb.
Sammy knows whats up but im in this thread and can take several punches
sorry colin
Morph was the only poker player in bbv in 2022
its noon and im still drunk from last night\
you would think a 7 year old mini waffle would prevent me from being such a tool but alas here we are
No waffles will be punched on purpose.
At least you're not trunk from starting to drink in the morning! 😀
also; Morph can now legally carry 25 grams of hash on him at any time.
Morph's been doing it illegally for decades
