Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4) -$5943.81
nl10 -$773.92 -15 buy ins below EV
Total loss -$15509.91
This is me playing nl2, nl5 and nl10 on party poker for one year.
My history begins somewhere in same period when they started to show WSOP shows in television. I think I have played 12-13 years nows mainly NL2, some amount of NL5 and little bit of NL10 what is the biggest stake i've ever played.
I've read all Sklansky, all Harrington, all Miller, watched huge amount of videos, bought trackers and calculators.
Still after those years and after that all I've lost huge amount of money on those stakes. I try to play my best but losing to huge suckouts like 95/5 favorite makes me really upset.
I've lost literally all my money including all my life savings to online poker. I want to try one last time to win those money back and little bit of extra. That's why $16k. What I need is support and guiding.
I had thread on micro forum but they deleted it just when people start to understand that this is real situation and not fake.
And if you wonder where that biggest loser comes from it was said by guy who has been playing for living many years. He said I'm the biggest loser in history counted as lost buy ins.
Paisting is way beyond being some fish that we want to be nice to and keep because he's good for the game. He's either mentally disturbed or mentally disabled and the only ethical course of action at this point is to either quit engaging with him and hope he quits or encourage him to seek mental health help. This is not a normal whale we are dealing with here imo. This is someone with something going on. I agree we shouldn't belittle him. But when I first read this thread in 2020 I thought it wa
Its for sure that paisting has some mental disability. It‘s not only the fact that he is the worst poker player ever but also his inability to look for faults in himself and his confused idea that others are worse poker players than himself.
All of this coupled with his self-destructive way of gambling away his welfare money month after month and his paranoia that 888 poker intentionally causes him to lose shows that he urgently needs professional help.
Its for sure that paisting has some mental disability. It‘s not only the fact that he is the worst poker player ever but also his inability to look for faults in himself and his confused idea that others are worse poker players than himself.
All of this coupled with his self-destructive way of gambling away his welfare money month after month and his paranoia that 888 poker intentionally causes him to lose shows that he urgently needs professional help.
Title incredibly misleading. Pretty sure he's low on the totem pole for $ lost. Even worse he thinks this thread is an accomplishment for reaching like 1mil views. Bruh Mr. Beast is getting 100mil views in one week.
What's the purpose of your post? Does it make you feel better? Does it make you feel 'better than'?
And why would you want OP to get better at poker? Or to lose less? Why do you choose to belittle them? It is not good for poker.
I think you should get professional help... & I don't mean from a poker coach.
He's an incel who has posted in here under a few other usernames. His thing a couple years ago was to call paisting dumb bread or something like that. IIRC, one of his other usernames matched some online site of his, and he's a really small pipsqueak type, ie. exactly the type of person you'd expect to be making the type of posts he makes.
He also had posts where he made fake graphs purporting to have a 15% roi on some site he refuses to mention (and ofc doesn't exist). So ya, therapy is definitely something he badly needs.
He's an incel who has posted in here under a few other usernames. His thing a couple years ago was to call paisting dumb bread or something like that. IIRC, one of his other usernames matched some online site of his, and he's a really small pipsqueak type, ie. exactly the type of person you'd expect to be making the type of posts he makes.
He also had posts where he made fake graphs purporting to have a 15% roi on some site he refuses to mention (and ofc doesn't exist). So ya, therapy is definite
Thank you very much Dr merchant - lol
Small pipsqueak type? Haha nice - do you know that a Psychological thesis says that when people insult strangers, they describe them as how you look or are by yourself. lol
As I've mentioned in here before, I played low level professional hockey. Not a lot of small guys in those leagues. Pls tell me about the psychology of insulting strangers as you've devoted a ton of your life to following Paisting's every move.
As I've mentioned in here before, I played low level professional hockey. Not a lot of small guys in those leagues. Pls tell me about the psychology of insulting strangers as you've devoted a ton of your life to following Paisting's every move.
Is it hockey for low level thinkers? hahaha
At least now you're punching up.
Really quiet when I post these amounts of suckouts after year after month. I think that if this is so normal you post yours every month to this topic.
shows you nobody runs as bad as you, you are so unlucky man but things gonna change at one point right?
NL2 only
I don't want to think what the graphics would be like if we played together at the tables
NL2 only
I don't want to think what the graphics would be like if we played together at the tables
Probably just sunrunning and variance.
Sometimes the sites want the whales to win and punishes poker pros like paisting.
Paisting knows that if you play another 500k hands you will probably be a big loser as you will begin to lose your 55/45’s sometimes (and if the site really hates you you will even lose 2-3 95/5 although this is mathematically impossible)
PS Great graph!
I think he is playing bot style maybe with some cheating programs. I have made lots of reports about those players. Stats are something like 19/18 and they seem to raising like hell especially reraising. Everytime you go all in against them they have better or suckout. Especially players from Ukraine plays that style. I know how to trap them example with perfect balanced showes on turn but they are little bit annoying because stats won’t correlate their hands at all.
I think he is playing bot style maybe with some cheating programs. I have made lots of reports about those players. Stats are something like 19/18 and they seem to raising like hell especially reraising. Everytime you go all in against them they have better or suckout. Especially players from Ukraine plays that style. I know how to trap them example with perfect balanced showes on turn but they are little bit annoying because stats won’t correlate their hands at all.
I think now everybody should see that paisting is a troll who is just fooling you all
Case solved - shitty thread can be closed.
April is over and monthly graph + suckouts are here. Month started good but then going down like hell and when you once go down on 888 it's total impossible to go up. Over 200 dollars gone to whales when they suckout. I lost 21! times hand with over 70% equity. Hands with range 70-80% equity did lose 16 times, that's new record in that hand range.
This month suckouts:
5x 80% equity losses
16x 70-80% equity losses
7x 65-70% equity losses
It's very clear that environment like this where the worst of the worst wins this much against you it's impossible to make profit. Give me month with no suckouts and I give you worst winning month.
Worst suckout was this. Idiot reraised and made that idiot small bet mimicking some solver heads over small sizes on board where he has never ever nothing. I knew his exact holding and to prove this to all I wrote to chat before snap shoved against that whale
but no can do when site wants to keep these massive whales happy
888Poker Snap, Hold'em No Limit - $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players
6lirull (UTG): $19.04 (190 bb)
98adr98 (MP): $3.49 (35 bb)
Paisting (CO): $10.00 (100 bb)
BlauchBet (BU): $4.94 (49 bb)
Greg5161 (SB): $14.62 (146 bb)
TopPok (BB): $10.00 (100 bb)
Pre-Flop: ($0.15) Hero (Paisting) is CO with 6♥ A♥
2 players fold, Paisting (CO) raises to $0.40, 1 fold, Greg5161 (SB) 3-bets to $1.60, 1 fold, Paisting (CO) calls $1.20
Flop: ($3.30) 6♠ 7♥ 5♣ (2 players)
Greg5161 (SB) bets $1.65, Paisting (CO) raises to $8.40 (all-in), Greg5161 (SB) calls $6.75
Turn: ($20.10) Q♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($20.10) 9♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $20.10 (Rake: $1.01)
Showdown:
Paisting (CO) shows 6♥ A♥ (a pair of Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 31%, Flop: 86%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)
Greg5161 (SB) shows Q♣ A♠ (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 69%, Flop: 14%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)
Greg5161 (SB) wins $19.09
You lucky fish ran so much over EV…. unbelievable how many suckouts you must have had in your favor
