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Some folk'll never break a toe,
but then again, some folk'll.

That sucks, Sammy. Sorry to hear it. Will you take any time off of work?

If I'd gotten this hand live at the local card room, it would have paid me 20% of the $121k bad beat jackpot.

Sigh.

You lost, bro. :(

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Does it look as bad as your thumb now?

Why did you do that?

No, Sammy's not weak + he sits on his ass most of the day anyway.

super-magnetic ceilings

Sammy was trying to find a way for humans to walk on the ceiling but he broke his toe instead

The reason why this saves the world is that it reduces the strain on gravity because it doesn't have to make us stick to the ground all the time so it has more resources to suck CO_2 into the ground instead

this is peak Danish Engineer thinking

Idiot

Super-magnetic ceilings!

The reason why this saves the world is that it reduces the strain on gravity because it doesn't have to make us stick to the ground all the time so it has more resources to suck CO_2 into the ground instead

I knew it!

I know nobody cares and all that, just sayin. Also Saturday seems to be the main party dis weekend so that's the only reason I'm moar or less still in the cond to poast dis. Luv S. Lol

Haha

GN. We are doomed, anyways

Too late. Lionel Richie already has a patent on it.

Couldn't we all stay in the 1st floor or higher instead?

That's just stupid.

Everyone's a critic.

Guys guys I solved the national debt! 😀