English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

2022-2023 Saw Manchester City’s Death Star become fully operational winning the Premier League with 89 points by e

29 July 2023 at 07:09 PM
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by MindFckr k

Gvardiol dropping the "I scored 2 already" and not taking the pen is cold. But also painful for fpl

Yeah, proper team player in that he's thinking of the chance goal difference comes into it. Still beasting if you had him in fpl.

Pundits on Sky and Discovery alike keen to shove down my throat how exciting the title race is? Idk tbh its boring as fk and just as expected.


Spurs may never win a football match again


Hot take?
Palace have the best front 3 in the leagu.
Where would they be if all 3 were for all season?


by MindFckr k

Spurs may never win a football match again

Update: they have won a game.

Gg Burnley. GL next season TP


by PeteBlow k

Hot take?
Palace have the best front 3 in the leagu.

Yes, definitely a hot take. But, they do have an extremely good front 3 that is a royal PITA to deal with right now


Don't worry Forest, you'll stay up with 29 points.


by KDawg k

Yes, definitely a hot take. But, they do have an extremely good front 3 that is a royal PITA to deal with right now

I mean story of palace is if eze+olise fit and on together they are pretty decent. Without they have no attack. Whartons been great and mateta has been playing well too. Sprinkle in glasner and they look like a pretty competent side.


by MindFckr k

Gvardiol dropping the "I scored 2 already" and not taking the pen is cold. But also painful for fpl

Yep would of put me pretty far ahead in the thread league. Sadly the only men of culture tp and myself who captained isak didn't get any edge over the haaland sheep


by BOIDS k

brazil squad for upcoming tournament

Midfielders: Pereira (Fulham), Guimaraes (Newcastle), Luiz (Aston Villa), Gomes (Wolves), Paqueta (West Ham)

which of us of a certain vintage could've ever imagined that brazil's whole midfield would play their club football for a gaggle of medium sized premier league teams. weird.

Definitely agree, but in a few months that team list in order could be Bayern, Arsenal, Villa (in the CL), Wolves and City.


I just saw that Hojlund only has 35 shots total in 27 games, which seems a bit mad. 8 goals from that is a decent tally though.


Utd 7/1 to beat Arsenal at home is pretty wild.


If we are ever going to avenge the 8-2 loss, this feels like the time to do it with Evans and Casemiro starting at CB.


United's XI + bench is just unbelievable

the average shirt number is at about 43


lol mun


Casemiro with the casual jog


open the floodgates


Surely United has a 16 year old center back that could still outplay the corpse of Casemiro.


by MindFckr k

Casemiro with the casual jog

Are we sure this is actually Casemiro, multiple CL winner with Madrid and not just some fat Indian full of garlic naan and samosas they found somewhere?


Just the usual United acquisition of a star player 5 years too late.

Casemiro needs to **** off to the MLS.


United do seem to have something exciting and fun with Garnacho-Hojlund-Ahmad. They should see if PSG want to pay a load of money for Trashford this summer, buy a midfielder and I don’t actually think they’re in that bad of shape, assuming Ten Hag can actually cook up some tactics in that bald head of his.


I doubt Enron will stay.

What a **** game this is btw


Saliba is so good.


How are Arsenal not scoring more against this side. Come on, give us a proper lol mun


Never mind the bollocks, here's Gabriel Jesus


It’s a good thing United are absolute trash. This Arsenal performance is putrid.

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