English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

*holds hands up*

Dont you worry Pete, during my posting career here I have accumulated a squads worth of Arsenal 'real deal' shouts currently playing in the Championship and below.

Being quoted 4 years later only shows that it's rare I'm wrong. 😉

De Zerbi confirmed leaving Brighton

Guess he De Zerbs a move to a bigger club.

Bayern?

Honestly I'd have given it to Palmer but Foden fully deserves it as well. He's been expertly managed by Pep and after only making the bench in the CL final last year he's really stepped it up this season and been completely integral to City.

Interesting, tbh I feel like his stock really dropped 2nd half of the season. I thought Brighton were stuck with him.

Agreed. Although he does have the injury excuse, he hasn’t progressed players as was hoped. Ferguson being the best example.

Bolton being destroyed is kind of funny

Allegri to Man Utd?

Kane and Dier have done it again, managed to finish 3rd in a 2 horse race

which also means that bayern cant play for the buli super cup or w/e should leverkusen also win this years league cup (stuttgart being second would play leverkusen). another trophy kane cant win!

I am ready for some peak barclays

Me too, but I don't think there will be much drama.

Everything is settled apart from the title race which is only virtually settled.

If Pep wants to make it interesting they will still draw at half time. More likely they'll lead by 4 by then.

I mean I thought West Ham would go 0-1 up before losing 4-1 just to stick the boot in harder. However rumours of illness in the West Ham squad and no Jarrod Bowen means instead Haaland will score 17 goals. Idk if the rumours are true will see in 10 mins.

I like Bowen, but unlikely to move the needle by 13 goals.

It is 1 EL and 2 conference spots right?

79 days ago I decided to quit alcohol for 100 days with the caveat that I get to drink nice champagne today if Arsenal win the title. I suspect I’ll be having a sober afternoon (although the bottle is chilled).

5th is EL, 6th/7th is Conference and 8th is no European footy I think unless Man Utd win FA cup then I have no clue

Thursday - announce we won't be renewing Max Lowe's contract and he'll be a free agent in the summer
Sunday - recall him to the starting lineup along with three other players who won't be with us next season

We never ****ing learn

Mavropanos in the back 5 of West Ham, big sigh of relief

lol jesus christ. ballon dor now

Well that was a quick end to the final day