Prop bet that I’ll build $800 to 5k then 10k then 20k in 15 hours LIVE AT RIVERS

Up $306 now. If you want to bet an adjust odds as my stack goes up then cool

I have within sight of my typing this a Gryphon field hockey stick, a bottle of Lagavulin 16 and a paperback copy of Super System 2. I'll offer anyone 10-1 odds that I can juggle these three objects while translating the George Carlin's entire "Baseball vs. Football" comedy bit into Batak. No video to show that I actually did it, you'll just have to take my word for it that it's done.

Any takers?

Pretty sure NVG isn’t the right place to post this.

How do I delete?

I'll pay you just to make a video of you trying to do this

It’s not impossible to prove with max buyin limits and continuous photos of your stacks. Idk was hoping someone else could help. Whatever, by the end of the night I’ll have won that bet regardless no one taking it

Anyways I’m already up $300. For

I see your point. I thought I had an idea how to prove it. No need to be an ******* about it. I’ll show you my 12k stack in play in 12 hours. Might be only way to avoid embarrassment so I guess I gotta do it.

So I have $800 on the table and $400 in my pocket with 14 hours to go. Need $300 more to move to 1k max. Let’s get it.

What size hockey stick and how much is left in the bottle?

Yea that would make more sense. I guess this was pretty dumb. I get full of myself sometimes. Someday the world will see what I can do. I’ll still post updates cuz I’m still gonna do it

I’m gonna do this guys. I’ve done **** like this before. I can do it again and someday I’ll surprise ppl. Peace out for a bit I’m gonna focus. I wish this **** could be streamed. Someday soon

Someone crack this man’s aces. 😀

Op thinks he's Nimadamus

I can't wait for OP to hit a set of kings on an K-10-8 board and called on the flop by 2-3 os and for them to get a runner runner flush to bust him.

If you my back story and even why I created the thread you might not be so hostile so who cares right?

You think a bad beat like that in this scenario would affect me as much as you want it to? I’ve been in the biggest tournaments and the biggest situations where things happened.

Anyways some of you are haters and hate for every possible reason you can. Negative energy surrounds while I create my own ****ing energy and the thing about poker is that you need a certain type of mind to succeed and the type that ridicules others for wanting to attempt something super cool, will drag that negative energy everywhere not only affecting themselves but people around you. You have the attitude of being a middle class worker the rest of your life (which is fine), by mind brings food out in the world and my positivity which can be arrogant at times leads me to triumph over my absurd health problems and to continue going after my dreaded. I stupidly made this thread because I wanted people to know how epic I am and this is only the start. That was wrong. No outside validation will satisfy my hunger but it is a nice plus. I will become one of the best poker players in the world. I was a top 100 P5 Player with over 3 mil in cashes. Got ****ed my first year playing the WSOP and finished 9th in an event. I crushed the high stakes years later on WPN with my biggest getting 5th in the mil. Then the in between and other life **** has been hell and prevented me from being too pros like many of my friends. Then the random sessions live or online I play over the years just blow my mind because I can do things no one else can. Yet no one cares to watch or trust I am right so I get ridiculous if I’m arrogant about anything. I have $800 right now I took a long break. I bought new headphones. I am going to go crush. I’m going to do things I’ve never seen others do because I am that talented and I am that sick. I have an incredible amount of things to clean up and work on but you can hear it from me first, I’ll be considered a top 5 if not the best. It doesn’t matter if you or anyone knows it. I know it and soon others will. I’m over what you guys think, that’s not important to me anymore. Eventually people will know.

Now the rest of you are rooting me to lose when this actually could be a critical session for me. I don’t have time for you. I’m going to go play now head clear and hopefully I’ll make some good money. I will you that I will play better than mostly anything you’ve ever seen because I have extra motivation now.

My suggestion is to stop being a hater and maybe the universe will reward you because right now the negative energy you put into his Universe will not return anything possible.

I’m a little bit insane. Yet I’d rather be insane about something I’m good at than being a normal hater mostly jealous for other peoples lives.

I took a long Break. I am break Even. I may play all night but I’m shutting anything down that I have to type. God and the Universe are on my side. It is on my side and for this session. I may not make 10k but I sure will play in a way that makes my draw drop which is enough for me. All of you grow up

The $10K is easy if you do your jaw drop on the right person...

In $2500 max $5/$10 yes it’s much easier but I need to get there. I took a couple hour break cuz I was focused on those dumb threads and my play suffered. I’m about to go back and play. There’s no connstituants this time. I’m gonna play $2/$5 1k max. Honestly, I’m a master at this level with only one buyin. Mostly because of the terrible decisions I made in the past. Tight and observant and try to win pots that way then start playing more of the cheaper hands. Loose little bluffs demonstrating that you bluff, play more hands than you think because when the lost is low preflop and hell maybe you hit but definitely put in some educational steals in all different types of situations but keep it low and limited while if the right bluff situation presents it then definitely do. However playing more of these small pots and getting caught this way opens it up for you to play a big hand against them. They know you are capable of bluffing so size your bet like a steal on the flop then significantly increase it on the turn and here your ready for a pot or over bet on the River and you max out value.

just wasn’t in the mood to play after being **** on. I should

I’m done with my break but that’s for the positive JuJu. For every action there’s an equal and opposite reaction. You haters just won me a lot of money. I stopped for a while. I’m no longer setting goals. But I’ve read enough posts to know that there’s so much energy going on with this subject and I’ll take that energy to put my best version out there. Those that have made fun of me, well, thanks for giving me all this energy that I will turn into pure hearted desire to achieve greatness tonight.

Let’s play bitches, i wish that many of you would spread love and kindness and help instead of hate against someone you’ve never met. I have everything on my side now, let’s rock and roll.

Btw,

Already made a $120 Ace high call on the River on a board I can’t remember. There’s goings to be tons of 5* hands like that but most importantly I’m going to play solid ****ing poker. Now I want to wipe everyone out. The adrenaline is pumping. I’ll respond in a couple hours

dm me the number of your yayohookup pls

In for the thread but not the bet. Good luck!

If there is ever a 3rd party that can watch and make sure you dont hit the atm or anything Id be interested in future. dm me im always down for random gambos

So I took a break when I was up $200 because I had an important phone call with the fiance for planning to be at the Casino too long. I cashed out my chips and put them in a rack planning on going back after. I moved around to a few different places in the Casino and I even left to go buy headphones right down the street. When I got back I noticed I didn't have my rack and it was gone. I lost it somewhere in the Casino. I looked around for an hour, after the hour I spent on the phone, and then I went to Security and after a few hours they found it. I built it into $2k and left after the 15 hours was up. It was extremely stressful. I've had 15 concussions mostly due to sports, snowboarding, and car crashes so I lose and leave **** everywhere all the time and since I was in a big argument I just completely forgot about everything around me like I had tunnel vision. Really happy no one took my bet and I feel stupid typing this. I also feel stupid creating this thread because it completely distracted me for the first few hours of play. I doubt there will be a next time. Can someone delete this thread lol it is not a good look.