UEFA European Football Championship 2024

Shaqiri is the only player to score in 6 successive tournaments

Oof for Tierney

DOINK

This is like watching a team from the 1970s brought on a time machine to play today.

Oh and that's a bad miss

Never mind the bollocks, here's Lawrence Shankland

Well I guess we'll just have to beat the Hungarians then

naughty england fans are singing about ww2, and the gestapo have weighed in:

“It depends on the circumstances. First they can expect communication, [and asked] ‘what are you doing?’” said Oliver Strudthoff, the head of Germany’s National Police Co-ordination Centre

“It’s perhaps not an offence, but it’s very, very impolite. So please stop this,”

Pretty sure they're only mad about being reminded that they lost WW2. People are generally fine with what happened otherwise between 33 and 45 these days

Ffs Sesko got him 0.5 shots on target

This might be the first game these EUROs that's pretty much as dire as it sounds. Still much better than some stinkers at previous tournaments through

There you go

Wahey

Nice goal, lol Serbia

Serbs

Italians gonna be mad when Scotland deep frys their pizzas.

Trent’s first minute consisted of one missed pass and getting megged once.

walker is ****ing quick man

boom

Feed I'm watching is so late it's like I'm living in the average Paul Scholes tackle, knew we'd scored two minutes before it showed up

part of the disability all-star supremes alongside phillip lahm and daley and danny blind

Was plenty appropriate for Dortmund Immobile tbh

England setup seems pretty promising tbh given that even parking the bus, their talent should be enough for a goal a game. With Maguire gone, at least Pickford is still around to give us suspense

wow that pitch looks a right state in places.