***im the best and im calling everyone out***

I finished with 210 chips at the 1250/2500 250 ante level. Straight ICM ninja.

Unfortunately I got killed in cash games today somehow ran 900 under EV in one day.

Thanks yeah I'm probably going to have to go into hiding.

how do u expect to win when you're running 14/11/5 with 40WWSF 😃

With a 60w$sd. More than one way to skin a cat. My red line goes down my blue line goes up, that's GTO.

Ok I read you loud and clear, I need to increase my wwsf.

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker Tracking Software

NL Holdem 2(BB)
CO ($148) [VPIP: 0% | PFR: 0% | AGG: 0% | Hands: 7]
BTN ($254.46) [VPIP: 50% | PFR: 33.3% | AGG: 100% | Hands: 6]
SB ($261.29) [VPIP: 21.9% | PFR: 15.6% | AGG: 37.5% | Hands: 33]
BB ($210.35) [VPIP: 13% | PFR: 9.3% | AGG: 16.7% | Hands: 55]
HERO ($177.45) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.2% | AGG: 29.1% | Flop Agg: 33.5% | Turn Agg: 28.4% | River Agg: 28.2% | 3Bet: 4.3% | 4Bet: 11.2% | Hands: 293066]
UTG ($198) [VPIP: 0% | PFR: 0% | AGG: 0% | Hands: 2]
MP ($211) [VPIP: 13.3% | PFR: 13.3% | AGG: 33.3% | Flop Agg: 100% | Turn Agg: 0% | River Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 12.5% | Fold to 3Bet: 100% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 30]
HJ ($258.80) [VPIP: 12.5% | PFR: 12.5% | AGG: 33.3% | Hands: 48]

Dealt to Hero: 2♣ 2♠

HERO Raises To $5, UTG Folds, MP Raises To $15, HJ Folds, CO Folds, BTN Folds, SB Folds, BB Folds, HERO Calls $10

Hero SPR on Flop: [4.92 effective]
Flop ($33): 5♥ 4♠ A♦
HERO Checks, MP Bets $10.35 (Rem. Stack: $185.65), HERO Calls $10.35 (Rem. Stack: $152.10)

Turn ($53.70): 5♥ 4♠ A♦ 8♠
HERO Checks, MP Checks

River ($53.70): 5♥ 4♠ A♦ 8♠ J♠
HERO Bets $152.10 (allin), MP Folds

1. you offered a $50K bet and when I accepted the offer you've rescinded
2. you're a man in your 40s-50s, playing poker for 20 years, and you think a bet isnt binding.
3. you have no shame that you joke about this and ignore the fact you've made a bet

It'll be hard for you to make connections and poker friends when your word is worthless.

it just doesn't make sense to have money sitting in an escrow instead of 0dte options or dogecoin

Wdym. If I complete the bet, you think a guy who's grinding .50c/$1 is gonna actually pay up $50,000? That's like 2-3 years of his grind.

I'm not attempting the bet until it's in escrow. Otherwise it's meaningless. Him dodging a bet that he said himself is why he's lacked success. No emotional control.

Buddy, you committed a social faux pas by filming people at the casino when you weren't supposed to and you got banned for that. Instead of apologizing or recognizing you did any thing wrong you had the hot take of well if they don't want to be filmed they shouldn't be in a casino and saying you're going to do it again at a different casino. And you also said you got banned because you're a man and you wouldn't have been banned if you were a woman. You then decided to try to make me look bad by starting an online pissing contest with me and offering a 50k bet where your wife makes 2 vlogs in the casino without getting banned, which I refused, but I instead offered you following freeroll:

"Here's a freeroll offer for you though. Have your wife take a selfie stick record a video of her walking into Bay 101 walking up to a security guard and ask "Hey I don't have prior permission or authorization to film in here, but it's okay that I film here because I'm a woman right?" and if the security guard says yes and allows her to keep filming then have her ask "And if I was a man you would say 'no' right?" and if he agrees to that, I'll send you 50k. That's a freeroll. Good luck."

Then you keep harassing me to escrow 50k for the freeroll I offered you. At this point I should report you to the mods for being a scammer, that behavior isn't allowed here. You're the one who's acting improper not me. You're exposing yourself as an unhinged lunatic. Go touch grass for real, I mean that literally.

I noticed you ignored my bet of a cool million to see which of us has the bigger phallus. How come you aren't demanding I escrow one million dollars?

To clarify since you don't seem that bright.

1. Your 1 million dollar bet wasn't a freeroll. Secondly in the courts eye, I would have no shot at winning a lawsuit for a million dollar bet for who has a bigger dingus. Most jury & judge would toss that out. Ergo Netflix Pepsi commerical where they sued for the F51 fighter jet or w/e. It was obviously a joke.

2. However your $50,000 freeroll bet for accomplishing something relatively possible, would have merits in court. As long as both parties believe it to be true, it can become binding. The only reason I wouldnt even call up a law firm is because I know youre grinding .50c/$1 full time and it would lack any merit.

3. Yes somehow I"m the scammer here when you made a bet for $50,000 and you're not escrowing it to a high rep 2+2 trader of your choice.

For someone as old as you are, who's been playing poker this long, you really lack any logical thinking. Also dont say things, esp make bets, that you cant back up.

Ok have a nice day.

On the river I've bluffed enough in this sort of spot to know that to know he's just gonna call with his pocket pair here. So that means my gut is telling me to jam for value. That's how you play pocket jacks.

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker Tracking Software

NL Holdem 2(BB)
EP ($189) [VPIP: 31.8% | PFR: 18.2% | AGG: 40% | Hands: 22]
MP1 ($234.80) [VPIP: 13.8% | PFR: 10.8% | AGG: 36.8% | Flop Agg: 28.6% | Turn Agg: 60% | River Agg: 66.7% | 3Bet: 8% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 66]
MP2 ($515.02) [VPIP: 25.2% | PFR: 17.4% | AGG: 44.2% | Hands: 117]
HJ ($224.71) [VPIP: 17.9% | PFR: 13.4% | AGG: 43.5% | Hands: 113]
HERO ($229.94) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.2% | AGG: 29.2% | Flop Agg: 33.5% | Turn Agg: 28.4% | River Agg: 28.3% | 3Bet: 4.3% | Fold to 3Bet: 59.5% | 4Bet: 11.3% | Hands: 294504]
BTN ($274.30) [VPIP: 23.5% | PFR: 17.6% | AGG: 70% | Hands: 35]
SB ($126.27) [VPIP: 25.9% | PFR: 18.5% | AGG: 46.2% | Hands: 28]
BB ($251.13) [VPIP: 23.8% | PFR: 19% | AGG: 35.3% | Hands: 106]
UTG ($71.60) [VPIP: 10% | PFR: 0% | AGG: 0% | Hands: 51]

Dealt to Hero: J♠ J♦

UTG Folds, EP Folds, MP1 Raises To $5, MP2 Folds, HJ Folds, HERO Raises To $16, BTN Folds, SB Folds, BB Folds, MP1 Calls $11

Hero SPR on Flop: [6.11 effective]
Flop ($35): 3♣ 6♣ 6♠
MP1 Checks, HERO Bets $10 (Rem. Stack: $203.94), MP1 Calls $10 (Rem. Stack: $208.80)

Turn ($55): 3♣ 6♣ 6♠ 5♦
MP1 Bets $14 (Rem. Stack: $194.80), HERO Calls $14 (Rem. Stack: $189.94)

River ($83): 3♣ 6♣ 6♠ 5♦ 3♥
MP1 Bets $8 (Rem. Stack: $186.80), HERO Raises To $189.94 (allin), MP1 Calls $181.94 (Rem. Stack: $4.86)

He had 77.

That's the kind of hand you find bragworthy 10 years into a thread?

Halfway through the month, still in the red lol, I suck.

Yeah I actually thought someone might find my thought process interesting. I know it's pretty rudimentary, but on the river I'm sort of using a level of recall into other hands I've played similar to this one. And that recall is telling me that when I've tried to bluff this before back when I tried to win every hand I would have AK here (or whatever) and just not be willing to let it go. And when I've done that and bluffed there in the past I'm just almost always getting looked up by a smaller pair than jacks, but not a 6 or a 3 or 55, it's just always a smaller pair. It's not so much the hand that might be interesting but how I arrive at my decision not through logic so much as through past experience.

I mean thats exactly what he’s repping when he donks turn and bet 10% river, jamming JJ is pretty trivial

you did it so nice hand

Thanks. You missed the point entirely however.

I'm a blue line warrior. I try to get called for as much as possible when I've got it. With the pocket jacks hand I know it's trivial to some people but not to everyone. And how I arrived at my decision wasn't through logic but recall. My gametree is built on pain, not thought. I am become GTO, destroyer of players. Beep boop.

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker Tracking Software

NL Holdem 2(BB)
MP ($98) [VPIP: 25% | PFR: 25% | AGG: 0% | Hands: 4]
CO ($219.64) [VPIP: 20.8% | PFR: 17% | AGG: 26.1% | Hands: 54]
BTN ($616.51) [VPIP: 20.8% | PFR: 18.9% | AGG: 64.7% | Hands: 54]
HERO ($200.80) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.2% | AGG: 29.2% | Flop Agg: 33.5% | Turn Agg: 28.4% | River Agg: 28.3% | 3Bet: 4.4% | 4Bet: 11.3% | Hands: 295987]
BB ($200) [VPIP: 12.5% | PFR: 0% | AGG: 0% | Flop Agg: 0% | Turn Agg: 0% | River Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 20% | Hands: 8]
UTG ($267.41) [VPIP: 18.2% | PFR: 18.2% | AGG: 66.7% | Hands: 33]
UTG_1 ($172.99) [VPIP: 15.9% | PFR: 15.9% | AGG: 0% | Hands: 46]

Dealt to Hero: A♠ J♥

UTG Folds, UTG_1 Folds, MP Folds, CO Folds, BTN Folds, HERO Raises To $6, BB Calls $4

Hero SPR on Flop: [16.17 effective]
Flop ($12): J♦ A♣ 4♠
HERO Bets $4 (Rem. Stack: $190.80), BB Calls $4 (Rem. Stack: $190)

Turn ($20): J♦ A♣ 4♠ J♠
HERO Bets $8 (Rem. Stack: $182.80), BB Calls $8 (Rem. Stack: $182)

River ($36): J♦ A♣ 4♠ J♠ 6♣
HERO Bets $16 (Rem. Stack: $166.80), BB Calls $16 (Rem. Stack: $166)

What's my two favorite words? All-in!

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NL Holdem 2(BB)
UTG ($123.06) [VPIP: 32.1% | PFR: 25% | AGG: 40% | Hands: 28]
UTG ($200) [VPIP: 10.7% | PFR: 10.7% | AGG: 0% | Flop Agg: 0% | Turn Agg: 0% | River Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 28]
MP ($273.54) [VPIP: 33.3% | PFR: 20% | AGG: 25% | Flop Agg: 25% | Turn Agg: 33.3% | River Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 25% | Hands: 15]
HJ ($209.69) [VPIP: 32.1% | PFR: 17.9% | AGG: 33.3% | Flop Agg: 14.3% | Turn Agg: 33.3% | River Agg: 60% | 3Bet: 10.5% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 21.1% | Hands: 28]
HERO ($197) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.2% | AGG: 29.2% | Flop Agg: 33.5% | Turn Agg: 28.4% | River Agg: 28.3% | 3Bet: 4.4% | 4Bet: 11.3% | Cold Call: 6.8% | Hands: 296889]
BTN ($232.25) [VPIP: 44.4% | PFR: 22.2% | AGG: 25% | Hands: 9]
SB ($243.70) [VPIP: 21.4% | PFR: 3.6% | AGG: 11.1% | Flop Agg: 0% | Turn Agg: 0% | River Agg: 50% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 31.3% | Hands: 28]
BB ($228.51) [VPIP: 28.6% | PFR: 21.4% | AGG: 22.2% | Hands: 28]

Dealt to Hero: 8♦ 9♦

UTG Folds, UTG Raises To $4.40, MP Calls $4.40, HJ Calls $4.40, HERO Calls $4.40, BTN Folds, SB Calls $3.40, BB Folds

Hero SPR on Flop: [8.03 effective]
Flop ($24): 7♦ Q♥ 4♦
SB Checks, UTG Checks, MP Checks, HJ Checks, HERO Checks

Turn ($24): 7♦ Q♥ 4♦ 6♠
SB Checks, UTG Checks, MP Checks, HJ Checks, HERO Bets $12 (Rem. Stack: $180.60), SB Folds, UTG Calls $12 (Rem. Stack: $183.60), MP Folds, HJ Calls $12 (Rem. Stack: $193.29)

River ($60): 7♦ Q♥ 4♦ 6♠ A♣
UTG Checks, HJ Checks, HERO Bets $180.60 (allin), UTG Folds, HJ Folds

Hit the "phew" emote after. Same table literally the next hand, don't know why or how the hud recorded 4 hands in the span of one.

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NL Holdem 2(BB)
BB ($123.06) [VPIP: 31.3% | PFR: 25% | AGG: 40% | Hands: 32]
UTG ($200) [VPIP: 16.1% | PFR: 12.9% | AGG: 0% | Flop Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 32]
UTG ($269.14) [VPIP: 26.3% | PFR: 15.8% | AGG: 25% | Hands: 19]
MP ($193.29) [VPIP: 28.1% | PFR: 15.6% | AGG: 33.3% | Hands: 32]
HERO ($237.60) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.2% | AGG: 29.2% | Flop Agg: 33.5% | 3Bet: 4.4% | 4Bet: 11.3% | Cold Call: 6.8% | Hands: 296901]
CO ($232.25) [VPIP: 36.4% | PFR: 18.2% | AGG: 25% | Flop Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 50% | Hands: 11]
BTN ($239.30) [VPIP: 18.8% | PFR: 3.1% | AGG: 11.1% | Hands: 32]
SB ($226.51) [VPIP: 28.1% | PFR: 21.9% | AGG: 30% | Flop Agg: 50% | 3Bet: 10% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 15.4% | Hands: 32]

Dealt to Hero: K♥ Q♥

UTG Raises To $4.40, UTG Folds, MP Folds, HERO Calls $4.40, CO Calls $4.40, BTN Folds, SB Calls $3.40, BB Folds

Hero SPR on Flop: [9.98 effective]
Flop ($19.60): J♥ 6♥ Q♣
SB Bets $12.29 (Rem. Stack: $209.82), UTG Calls $12.29 (Rem. Stack: $183.31), HERO Raises To $233.20 (allin), CO Folds, SB Folds, UTG Folds

I hit the "phew" emote again. Emotes are fun and a good way to let your opponents know you aren't a bot I guess. Should I be squeezing with these hands preflop? I dunno, maybe.

Max value.

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NL Holdem 2(BB)
MP ($292.04) [VPIP: 20% | PFR: 14.3% | AGG: 38.9% | Hands: 35]
HJ ($270.93) [VPIP: 37.5% | PFR: 6.3% | AGG: 40% | Hands: 32]
CO ($179.79) [VPIP: 53.8% | PFR: 7.7% | AGG: 11.1% | Flop Agg: 0% | Turn Agg: 0% | River Agg: 66.7% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 13]
HERO ($494) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.2% | AGG: 29.3% | Flop Agg: 33.6% | Turn Agg: 28.4% | River Agg: 28.4% | 3Bet: 4.4% | 4Bet: 11.2% | Hands: 298251]
SB ($208.32) [VPIP: 14.7% | PFR: 11.8% | AGG: 40% | Hands: 35]
BB ($77.84) [VPIP: 14.3% | PFR: 14.3% | AGG: 60% | Hands: 7]
UTG ($212.16) [VPIP: 25.7% | PFR: 14.3% | AGG: 21.4% | Hands: 35]
UTG ($142) [VPIP: 38.5% | PFR: 15.4% | AGG: 7.1% | Hands: 13]

Dealt to Hero: K♥ Q♦

UTG Folds, UTG Folds, MP Folds, HJ Folds, CO Calls $2, HERO Raises To $7, SB Folds, BB Folds, CO Calls $5

Hero SPR on Flop: [10.16 effective]
Flop ($17): 3♠ Q♥ T♦
CO Checks, HERO Bets $10 (Rem. Stack: $477), CO Calls $10 (Rem. Stack: $162.79)

Turn ($37): 3♠ Q♥ T♦ Q♣
CO Checks, HERO Bets $24 (Rem. Stack: $453), CO Calls $24 (Rem. Stack: $138.79)

River ($85): 3♠ Q♥ T♦ Q♣ 6♥
CO Checks, HERO Bets $453 (allin), CO Calls $138.79 (allin)

Do you stand before the mirror high fiving yourself?

The converse of playing bad and getting unlucky is playing well and getting lucky.

Today I did. Other days I want to beat the guy I see in the mirror.

I am my own worst enemy. To defeat myself I must first understand myself.

What a cooler.

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NL Holdem 5(BB)
UTG ($500) [VPIP: 33.3% | PFR: 25% | AGG: 33.3% | Hands: 25]
MP ($605.81) [VPIP: 15.3% | PFR: 13.6% | AGG: 12.5% | Hands: 59]
HJ ($1368.80) [VPIP: 75% | PFR: 37.5% | AGG: 22.2% | Flop Agg: 25% | Turn Agg: 0% | River Agg: 100% | 3Bet: 16.7% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 50% | Hands: 8]
CO ($472.55) [VPIP: 27.3% | PFR: 0% | AGG: 23.1% | Hands: 22]
HERO ($496.38) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.3% | AGG: 29.3% | Flop Agg: 33.7% | Turn Agg: 28.4% | River Agg: 28.4% | 3Bet: 4.4% | Fold to 3Bet: 59.5% | 4Bet: 11.2% | Hands: 301804]
SB ($631.61) [VPIP: 13.6% | PFR: 6.8% | AGG: 40% | Hands: 59]
BB ($530) [VPIP: 24.1% | PFR: 20.7% | AGG: 25% | Hands: 59]
UTG ($500) [VPIP: 26.8% | PFR: 19.6% | AGG: 48% | Flop Agg: 70% | Turn Agg: 42.9% | River Agg: 66.7% | 3Bet: 23.8% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 56]

Dealt to Hero: J♥ J♣

UTG Raises To $15, UTG Folds, MP Folds, HJ Calls $15, CO Folds, HERO Raises To $60, SB Folds, BB Folds, UTG Calls $45, HJ Calls $45

Hero SPR on Flop: [2.33 effective]
Flop ($187.50): T♦ J♦ 3♣
UTG Bets $91.75 (Rem. Stack: $348.25), HJ Folds, HERO Raises To $436.38 (allin), UTG Calls $344.63 (Rem. Stack: $3.62)

Turn ($1060.26): T♦ J♦ 3♣ Q♣

River ($1060.26): T♦ J♦ 3♣ Q♣ 5♦

I knew I was going to win this hand. I expected backdoor spades but backdoor straight is the cool way to do it.

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NL Holdem 2(BB)
BB ($200) [VPIP: 14.3% | PFR: 14.3% | AGG: 33.3% | Hands: 43]
UTG ($200) [VPIP: 10% | PFR: 10% | AGG: 0% | Hands: 10]
EP ($374.37) [VPIP: 19% | PFR: 19% | AGG: 100% | Hands: 43]
MP1 ($66.26) [VPIP: 25% | PFR: 0% | AGG: 33.3% | Flop Agg: 100% | Turn Agg: 0% | River Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 50% | Hands: 4]
HERO ($188) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.3% | AGG: 29.3% | Flop Agg: 33.7% | Turn Agg: 28.4% | River Agg: 28.4% | 3Bet: 4.4% | Fold to 3Bet: 59.5% | 4Bet: 11.2% | Hands: 302243]
HJ ($221) [VPIP: 20.7% | PFR: 20.7% | AGG: 50% | Hands: 30]
CO ($227.97) [VPIP: 30% | PFR: 15% | AGG: 25% | Hands: 20]
BTN ($255.12) [VPIP: 16.3% | PFR: 16.3% | AGG: 60% | Hands: 43]
SB ($258.58) [VPIP: 20.9% | PFR: 14% | AGG: 16.7% | Hands: 43]

Dealt to Hero: A♠ K♥

UTG Folds, EP Raises To $6, MP1 Calls $6, HERO Raises To $24, HJ Folds, CO Folds, BTN Folds, SB Folds, BB Folds, EP Folds, MP1 Calls $18

Hero SPR on Flop: [0.74 effective]
Flop ($57): T♠ 7♦ 5♠
MP1 Checks, HERO Bets $16 (Rem. Stack: $148), MP1 Raises To $42.26 (allin), HERO Calls $26.26 (Rem. Stack: $121.74)

Turn ($141.52): T♠ 7♦ 5♠ Q♥

River ($141.52): T♠ 7♦ 5♠ Q♥ J♥

Why the eff do I play this stupid game? Every time they suck out. Boom. I ran a couple thousand or more under ev which doesn't even explain all of it. Ridiculous. Poker is stupid. Tournaments are even more stupid. Gambling is dumb, I'm going to keep doing more of it to prove how stupid it is. And how stupid I am.