either july or you don't
jpp did not sacrifice four phalanges for the rest to just idle in the tunnel car pool lane
Awesome!
is there any reason why the fast food thread is locked? that is important information we all need every day.
Prolly got hardened arteries. Time for a bypass to a new new FF thread.
Hey hey ho ho these health food mods have got to go
I just thought everyone needed to consider their caloric intake vehicles a little more closely. SORRY FOR CARING!
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I used to see the old lady first but now I always see the lady with the turned head first. Am I a better or worse person?
The nose of the old lady is so cartoonish I never see it first.
I used to see the old lady first but now I always see the lady with the turned head first. Am I a better or worse person?
suggest perhaps telling yourself at this specific life video timestamp it really doesn't matter
does the rabbit duck illusion fit the same bill?
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wonder who will be emcee
ushering in the new month
If you don’t courtesy flush in public bathrooms, you are a ****ing psycho.
excuse this barbarian's curiosity, but what's a courtesy flush?
Flushing immediately after dropping the bomb to reduce odor.
A problem with that thesis is most public toilets are high velocity. Meaning you would have to stand up to flush to avoid being sprayed with poop water. YMMV.
there are a couple of versions
if you completed a good portion of the task, but think there may be round two, go ahead and get rid of what you did already instead of letting it linger stink
if you forecast the act could be compared to a mud thunderstorm, please synchronize a lightning flush and spare the rest of us squatters from hearing it
I always assumed (look out!) the flush was to cover the sound of the explosion, not necessarily the smell. If you want to cover the smell, run the faucet.
If you don't want to smell others' ****, take care of your business at home.
I'm on board with this.
I always assumed (look out!) the flush was to cover the sound of the explosion, not necessarily the smell. If you want to cover the smell, run the faucet.
I've never heard of this. I don't recall any public restrooms I have been in where that was even possible. In my bathroom at home there are eight faucet handles, but I can't reach a single one of them from my toilet.
I just use the exhaust fan--and I can reach the switch from my seat. I think the fan helps keep critters out of the attic.
have a sinking feeling tom plum missed the piss joke
or it's a trap
like dropping deuce with mc esher
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One is not required to urinate in a designated area. It is often the best choice though and over with so quickly that one can put it behind him in a hurry. Hand-washing also becomes optional at those times.
However, a man can urinate damn near anywhere. It is avoiding the consequences that can become tricky. One of the longest running jokes in our family was the time I urinated in the parking lot of a strip center during business hours in broad daylight while on a road trip. Not only long running but quite refreshing and energizing!
