Fun Hand Histories Containment Thread

Yea you dont no **** man

see im not always completely disfuctional

Yatahay Network - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 100 BB
UTG: 126 BB
CO: 133.5 BB
BTN: 100 BB
Hero (SB): 100 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♠ A♥

UTG calls 1 BB, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3.5 BB, fold, UTG calls 2.5 BB

Flop: (8 BB, 2 players) 7♥ 8♥ 8♣
Hero checks, UTG checks

Turn: (8 BB, 2 players) 4♦
Hero bets 3.5 BB, UTG raises to 11 BB, Hero raises to 45.5 BB, fold

KQ and 22 no good.

PokerStars - $1 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 122.91 BB
UTG: 124.37 BB
CO: 105.92 BB
BTN: 88.29 BB
Hero (SB): 100.5 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 7♥ 7♣

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, BB raises to 7 BB, Hero calls 4 BB

Flop: (14 BB, 2 players) 7♠ 9♦ 6♦
Hero checks, BB bets 13.3 BB, Hero raises to 29.23 BB, BB calls 15.93 BB

Turn: (72.46 BB, 2 players) 4♠
Hero bets 64.27 BB and is all-in, BB calls 64.27 BB

River: (201 BB, 2 players) J♥

Hero shows 7♥ 7♣ (Three of a Kind, Sevens)
(Pre 51%, Flop 97%, Turn 100%)
BB shows Q♥ K♥ (High Card, King)
(Pre 49%, Flop 3%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 198 BB

PokerStars - $1 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 159.17 BB
BTN: 226.07 BB
SB: 111.5 BB
BB: 92.66 BB
Hero (UTG): 100 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J♠ A♠

Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 1 BB

Flop: (4.5 BB, 2 players) 3♠ 2♥ Q♠
BB checks, Hero bets 2.14 BB, BB calls 2.14 BB

Turn: (8.78 BB, 2 players) 6♥
BB checks, Hero bets 6.26 BB, BB calls 6.26 BB

River: (21.3 BB, 2 players) 8♠
BB bets 20.24 BB, Hero raises to 89.6 BB and is all-in, BB calls 62.02 BB and is all-in

Hero shows J♠ A♠ (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 51%, Flop 26%, Turn 16%)
BB shows 2♦ 2♣ (Three of a Kind, Twos)
(Pre 49%, Flop 74%, Turn 84%)
Hero wins 182.82 BB

Do you always call 3bets with kjo also great play and did the rainbow flop factor into your line here

probably not even worth posting

Yatahay Network - $0.05 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 155.2 BB
MP: 106.8 BB
CO: 100 BB
BTN: 190.4 BB
Hero (SB): 101.8 BB
BB: 189.6 BB

Hero posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has Q♦ T♦

UTG raises to 2.8 BB, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 10.2 BB, fold, UTG calls 7.4 BB

Flop: (21.4 BB, 2 players) 5♥ J♦ J♣
Hero bets 6.6 BB, UTG calls 6.6 BB

Turn: (34.6 BB, 2 players) T♥
Hero bets 9.8 BB, UTG calls 9.8 BB

River: (54.2 BB, 2 players) T♣
Hero bets 75.2 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 75.2 BB

i figured y raise if he has showdown value?

Yatahay Network - $0.05 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 218.8 BB
CO: 142.8 BB
BTN: 100 BB
SB: 204.6 BB
Hero (BB): 101.2 BB
UTG: 115 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has A♦ J♠

fold, MP raises to 2.4 BB, fold, BTN raises to 7.4 BB, fold, Hero calls 6.4 BB, MP calls 5 BB

Flop: (22.6 BB, 3 players) 4♠ 4♦ 7♠
Hero bets 6.6 BB, MP calls 6.6 BB, fold

Turn: (35.8 BB, 2 players) 6♥
Hero checks, MP checks

River: (35.8 BB, 2 players) 3♦
Hero checks, MP bets 15 BB, Hero calls 15 BB

I almost considered folding here

Yatahay Network - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 61.5 BB
SB: 83.5 BB
Hero (BB): 84 BB
UTG: 103.5 BB
MP: 54 BB
CO: 101.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 7♥ 5♥

UTG raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 2 BB

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) 8♣ 7♦ J♠
Hero checks, UTG checks

Turn: (6.5 BB, 2 players) 3♦
Hero checks, UTG bets 4.5 BB, Hero raises to 15 BB, UTG calls 10.5 BB

River: (36.5 BB, 2 players) 7♠
Hero checks, UTG bets 27 BB, Hero calls 27 BB

lol...torching money...noice

gross but WP

wtf..lol what do you think villain was thinking when he clicked the call button? "Guess im pot committed", "well KQ beats Q8 so i call" haha i mean just how..

I would love to know what's going on inside their heads for hands like that. Best guess is they're just absolutely steaming and punting off stacks out of sheer rage. But that makes it less funny :/

Just had a similar hand:

PokerStars Zoom, Hold'em No Limit - $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players
Hand delivered by Pokeit

UTG: $10.00 (100 bb)
MP: $12.86 (129 bb)
CO: $4.20 (42 bb)
BU: $12.07 (121 bb)
SB: $18.19 (182 bb)
BB (Hero): $10.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with A♠ A♥
2 players fold, CO calls $0.10, BTN raises to $0.45, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets to $1.30, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.85

Flop: ($2.75) 6♣ 6♥ T♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $1.74, BTN raises to $3.48, Hero calls $1.74

Turn: ($9.71) 4♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $3, Hero raises to $5.22 (all-in), BTN calls $2.22

River: ($20.15) 9♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $20.15 (Rake: $1.14)

Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows A♠ A♥ (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 88%, Flop: 98%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

BU shows Q♣ 7♠ (a pair of Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 12%, Flop: 2%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

BB (Hero) wins $19.01

€0.10 NL FAST (6 max)

BTN: 115.8 BB
SB: 242.5 BB
BB: 104.2 BB
UTG: 41.4 BB
MP: 119.3 BB
Hero (CO): 100.4 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 7♠ 8♠

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, SB calls 2 BB, fold

Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) K♠ 5♠ 2♦
SB checks, Hero bets 1.9 BB, SB calls 1.9 BB

Turn: (9.8 BB, 2 players) 6♠
SB checks, Hero bets 6.2 BB, SB raises to 17 BB, Hero calls 10.8 BB

River: (43.8 BB, 2 players) 9♠
SB bets 28 BB, Hero raises to 79 BB and is all-in, SB calls 51 BB

Hero shows 7♠ 8♠ (Straight Flush, Nine High)
SB shows J♦ A♠ (Flush, Ace High)
Hero wins 191.7 BB

I just folded kings. To a 3-bet. 100bb deep.

[converted_hand][hand_history]iPoker - €0.20 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by Holdem Manager 3

CO: €19.40 (97 bb)
BTN: €20.00 (100 bb)
SB: €21.22 (106.1 bb)
BB: €28.95 (144.8 bb)
UTG: €46.58 (232.9 bb)
Hero (MP): €39.35 (196.8 bb)

SB posts €0.10, BB posts €0.20

Pre Flop: (pot: €0.30) Hero has K♠ K♦
UTG calls €0.20, Hero raises to €0.80, fold, BTN raises to €20.00, 3 folds, Hero folds

Results: €2.10 pot (€0.00 rake)

BTN wins €2.10
[/hand_history][/converted_hand]

To my defence, the opponent had a 3-bet of just 1,6%, over 15 000 hands. He didn't seem tilted or anything. MAYBE it was a super weird, once in a lifetime shove bluff but I honestly think I made the right decision. This is just aces almost every single time.

€0.10 NL FAST (6 max)

BTN: 97 BB
SB: 116.9 BB
BB: 589.7 BB
Hero (UTG): 120.2 BB
MP: 50 BB
CO: 73 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8♦ 8♣

Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 2 BB, fold

Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) 6♣ 5♦ K♦
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (6 BB, 2 players) 2♣
SB bets 4.3 BB, Hero calls 4.3 BB

River: (14.6 BB, 2 players) 8♥
SB bets 110.1 BB and is all-in, Hero 😮

Hero calls 110.1 BB

SB shows 5♣ 5♥ (Three of a Kind, Fives)
Hero shows 8♦ 8♣ (Three of a Kind, Eights)
Hero wins 223.1 BB

Phew

gg whale.

PokerStars - $1 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 100.39 BB
Hero (UTG): 100 BB
CO: 110.96 BB
BTN: 75.66 BB
SB: 107.26 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♥ 9♥

Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 12 BB, BB calls 9 BB

Flop: (24.5 BB, 2 players) 9♣ J♣ 4♣
BB bets 11.64 BB, Hero calls 11.64 BB

Turn: (47.78 BB, 2 players) 7♠
BB bets 22.7 BB, Hero raises to 76.36 BB and is all-in, BB calls 53.66 BB

River: (200.5 BB, 2 players) 9♠

BB shows 9♦ 8♦ (Three of a Kind, Nines)
(Pre 32%, Flop 16%, Turn 16%)
Hero shows A♥ 9♥ (Three of a Kind, Nines)
(Pre 68%, Flop 84%, Turn 84%)
Hero wins 197.5 BB

PartyGaming - $1 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 220.15 BB
SB: 108.32 BB
BB: 27.94 BB
UTG: 100 BB
Hero (CO): 111.15 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♦ A♥

fold, Hero raises to 2.2 BB, fold, fold, BB calls 1.2 BB

Flop: (4.9 BB, 2 players) J♥ 9♣ 8♥

Action flop. This could get wild

fold

Hero wins 4.63 BB

Alright then.

I keep changing my mind on this one, at first I thought villain was just crazy but GTOw doesn't mind the flat with QQ preflop and on the river they are blocking flushes & straights. Their flop overbet is surely very wrong though, it's super polarizing and it makes so sense with this hand.

€0.10 NL FAST (6 max)

BTN: 154.6 BB
SB: 203.6 BB
BB: 314.3 BB
Hero (UTG): 111 BB
MP: 71.1 BB
CO: 91.2 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K♥ T♥

Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, BTN calls 2.5 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) A♥ 8♥ J♦
Hero checks, BTN bets 12.2 BB, Hero calls 12.2 BB

Turn: (30.9 BB, 2 players) 3♥
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (30.9 BB, 2 players) K♦
Hero bets 40 BB, BTN raises to 139.9 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 56.3 BB and is all-in

BTN shows Q♦ Q♥ (One Pair, Queens)
Hero shows K♥ T♥ (Flush, Ace High)
Hero wins 212.3 BB

'When fish nail the GTO.... you know the GTO is BS'

do you know who said that??

I did, I just made it up.

€0.10 NL FAST (6 max)

BTN: 100.5 BB
SB: 402.3 BB
BB: 126.3 BB
Hero (UTG): 100 BB
MP: 185.2 BB
CO: 74.6 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has T♠ Q♦

fold, fold, CO raises to 2 BB, BTN calls 2 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (5.5 BB, 2 players) J♥ J♠ 8♥
CO bets 2.6 BB, BTN calls 2.6 BB

Turn: (10.7 BB, 2 players) 4♦
CO bets 6.1 BB, BTN calls 6.1 BB

River: (22.9 BB, 2 players) Q♥
CO bets 63.9 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 63.9 BB

CO shows 8♠ 8♦ (Full House, Eights full of Jacks)
BTN shows 9♥ T♥ (Straight Flush, Queen High)
BTN wins 143.2 BB

PokerStars - €0.02 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 47 BB
SB: 52 BB
Hero (BB): 100 BB
UTG: 277.5 BB
MP: 127.5 BB
CO: 75.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J♣ J♦

fold, fold, fold, BTN calls 1 BB, SB calls 0.5 BB, Hero raises to 6.5 BB, BTN calls 5.5 BB, fold

Flop: (14 BB, 2 players) T♥ 9♦ J♠
Hero bets 10.5 BB, BTN calls 10.5 BB

Turn: (35 BB, 2 players) 6♦
Hero bets 30 BB, BTN calls 30 BB and is all-in

River: (95 BB, 2 players) Q♠

never change 2nl, never change. actually if you could change how much the stupid ****ers have actually been hitting the river the past week thatd be great. other than that never change

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2

https://drivehud.com/?t=hh

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NL Holdem 0.05(BB)
SB ($4.92) [VPIP: 74.4% | PFR: 20.5% | AGG: 32% | Flop Agg: 29.2% | Turn Agg: 12.5% | River Agg: 70% | 3Bet: 10% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 41]
HERO ($5.25) [VPIP: 24.1% | PFR: 19.5% | AGG: 35.5% | Flop Agg: 39.2% | Turn Agg: 37.2% | River Agg: 29.6% | 3Bet: 7.3% | 4Bet: 5.7% | Hands: 15949]
UTG ($6.94) [VPIP: 21.9% | PFR: 12.5% | AGG: 21.4% | Hands: 32]
HJ ($6.71) [VPIP: 31% | PFR: 0% | AGG: 12.1% | Hands: 42]
CO ($5) [VPIP: 28.6% | PFR: 20% | AGG: 30.8% | Hands: 35]
BTN ($7.63) [VPIP: 20.1% | PFR: 15.6% | AGG: 34% | Hands: 156]

Dealt to Hero: 8♠ 8♦

UTG Folds, HJ Folds, CO Folds, BTN Folds, SB Calls $0.03, HERO Raises To $0.21, SB Calls $0.15

Hero SPR on Flop: [10.24 effective]
Flop ($0.46): 7♥ 8♥ 5♦
SB Bets $0.22 (Rem. Stack: $4.49), HERO Raises To $0.95 (Rem. Stack: $4.09), SB Calls $0.73 (Rem. Stack: $3.76)

Turn ($2.36): 7♥ 8♥ 5♦ 3♠
SB Checks, HERO Bets $1.12 (Rem. Stack: $2.97), SB Calls $1.12 (Rem. Stack: $2.64)

River ($4.60): 7♥ 8♥ 5♦ 3♠ 7♦
SB Bets $2.64 (allin), HERO Calls $2.64 (Rem. Stack: $0.33)

Not today mr fishy, not today....

How am I supposed to "try to bluff more" when I see this?

€0.10 NL FAST (6 max)

BTN: 136.5 BB
SB: 93.5 BB
BB: 143.8 BB
UTG: 115.3 BB
MP: 127.6 BB
Hero (CO): 105.1 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♦ K♣

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, BTN calls 2.5 BB, SB raises to 11 BB, fold, Hero raises to 25 BB, BTN calls 22.5 BB, fold

Flop: (62 BB, 2 players) 8♦ 2♦ Q♦
Hero bets 6.4 BB, BTN calls 6.4 BB

Turn: (74.8 BB, 2 players) 4♦
Hero bets 20 BB, BTN calls 20 BB

River: (114.8 BB, 2 players) Q♠
Hero bets 53.7 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 53.7 BB

Hero shows A♦ K♣ (Flush, Ace High)
BTN shows 7♣ 7♦ (Flush, Queen High)
Hero wins 211.1 BB

I guarantee you every street villain was like lolpotoddsicall (ok maybe not pf)

Nice!

€0.10 NL FAST (6 max)

BTN: 144.8 BB
SB: 108.4 BB
Hero (BB): 105 BB
UTG: 100 BB
MP: 124.8 BB
CO: 116.6 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 9♦ 6♦

UTG raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 1.5 BB, Hero calls 1 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 3 players) 5♣ T♦ 8♦
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets 2.9 BB, SB calls 2.9 BB, Hero calls 2.9 BB

Turn: (14.7 BB, 3 players) 7♦
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks

River: (14.7 BB, 3 players) J♠
SB bets 12.5 BB, Hero raises to 100.1 BB and is all-in, fold, SB calls 87.6 BB

Hero shows 9♦ 6♦ (Straight Flush, Ten High)
(Pre 34%, Flop 31%, Turn 100%)
SB shows Q♦ K♦ (Flush, King High)
(Pre 66%, Flop 69%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 204.2 BB