UEFA European Football Championship 2024

UEFA European Football Championship 2024

what?: football, of the european variety
when?: june 14-july 14
where?: deutschland!
why?: why not
how?: fast kicking, and some heading. also some hands on balls probably
who?:

group a
germany
scotland
hungary
switzerland

group b
spain
croatia
italy
albania

group c
slovenia
denmark
serbia
england

group d
poland
netherlands
austria
france

group e
belgium
slovakia
romania
ukraine

group f
turkey
georgia
portugal
czech republic

so, who ya got?

28 May 2024 at 09:36 PM
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha


what a ****en header


Show more pictures of gutted germans plz director


Germany on the plane home oh wait


absolutely loving the jaunty happy fun music being blasted in the stadium


I don't watch a lot of soccer but caught this one from like the 80 minute mark and it was awesome. Except for:

by GusJohnsonGOAT k

There should be like 10 added minutes for all the bullshit that has happened in the second half of ET.

I mean WTF what a weird sport. Do players get carded for being fakers?

edit: even the last play where the guy got tackled. why was zee German writhing around and grabbing his eyes?????


∞ Toni. what a player.


How many minutes will it take before LOLnaldo cries again?


by DonkDonkDonkDonk k

I still hate this 2 yellow card = suspension rule. just robs the fans of seeing the best teams at full strength at the biggest stage.

iirc they get wiped clean for the final so we do have the best teams for the final

but i kind of like that, it somewhat helps ensure a cleaner game occurs and also rewards teams with greater depth


by rickroll k

iirc they get wiped clean for the final so we do have the best teams for the final

but i kind of like that, it somewhat helps ensure a cleaner game occurs and also rewards teams with greater depth

ie the bigger nations, its more punishing for smaller nations who can't just reach into massive reserves of talent when important players pick up a suspension which robs the tournament of intrigue and unpredictability.


Should just change it to 3 cards, and that would actually punish reckless play.


ronaldo will be taking the next 60 free kicks


france should probably be bullying these skillful portuguese midget hobbits a bit more. feels like pobga would be an 11/10 tonight


xG .08-.07 at the half

Enthralling stuff


lol @ that dive


It was a ridiculous dive but at least he was aware enough to not even appeal for the penalty after going over.


11/10 from the russian judge on that back twisting double pike


THE GIMP MASK

IT DOES NOTHING


Really hilarious that Martinez doesn't have the guts to take off Ronaldo


by Fossilkid93 k

xG .08-.07 at the half

Enthralling stuff

First half of Germany Spain wasn't amazing either. This second half has been quite entertaining though.


yet another bad yellow card decision ruling out a player from the semis


leao is like the greatest player on earth for 60 minutes until he gets tired/bored/annoyed, and then it's like why is he even on the field.


French sigh of relief
Ronaldo takes the free kick, not Bruno


by Cinarocket k

Really hilarious that Martinez doesn't have the guts to take off Ronaldo

they have jota, joao felix & ramos on the bench, just mind-boggling

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