Plumbers possibly stole something anything I should do?
Plumbers possibly stole something anything I should do?
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Plumbers possibly stole something anything I should do?

Had the house repiped a couple months ago. There is an attic access point in the closet in my office. Nobody ever goes i

04 July 2024 at 05:28 PM
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by golddog m

Richard Nixon's?

Nah. Those guys were dumber than real plumbers. Most of them didn't even realize sewage ran downhill.


Some years ago, a plumber told me there were two basic rules:

1) Water always flows downhill
2) It ain't all water


by golddog m

Some years ago, a plumber told me there were two basic rules:

1) Water always flows downhill
2) It ain't all water

The first plumber I ever had to call told me the only two things you had to know to be a plumber were:

1) Sewage flows downhill.
2) Payday is Friday.


Shit runs downhill
Payday is Friday
Don't bite your nails.


So....you afraid of snakes?


Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? I hate snakes.


can i join your team and work in your office with you?


by rickroll m

can i join your team and work in your office with you?

Sure! You work for free, right?


for that office i just might


I love that you decided to post here before actually looking for the item in question.


by whatthejish m

I love that you decided to post here before actually looking for the item in question.

I had clearly looked and couldn’t find it. It was sort of tucked behind the large chair I have in the corner where I didn’t think to look since it was a few feet from the bookshelf.

I even searched bins and boxes in the garage thinking I may have packed it up and forgot I had done so.

But hey, thanks for your condescending ignorant take.




by Dr. Meh m

I had clearly looked and couldn’t find it. It was sort of tucked behind the large chair I have in the corner where I didn’t think to look since it was a few feet from the bookshelf.

I even searched bins and boxes in the garage thinking I may have packed it up and forgot I had done so.

But hey, thanks for your condescending ignorant take.

If it had been a snake, it would have bit you!

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That would sound far more embarrassing in my mother's voice. But snakes fit the theme of the day, so I did the best I could.


perhaps the plummers decided you needed more adventure and hid your crystal skull


Did the plumbers use a snake???


👍


I’ve never watched Raiders of the Lost Ark.


by All-inMcLovin m

I’ve never watched Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I assume this must be some sort of twisted joke. You’ve crossed a line, sir.


Ive always wanted a 'Jock', and his pet snake Reggie, origin story...



by Dr. Meh m

I assume this must be some sort of twisted joke. You’ve crossed a line, sir.

I've never seen it either and on principle probably never will.


What is the principle?


Principle?
Because comic book


My wife will never see a Tom Cruise movie because she finds him repugnant. Maybe Aqua has a thing for Harrison Ford.


by whatthejish m

What is the principle?

I assume the principle is they don’t like amazing movies.


perhaps he was going to watch it until he found out indy was anti-plumbite

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