either july or you don't

one of my proudest moments happened while pissing on the same patch of earth as my dog

Bonding is priceless!

and the license is binding even if you get collared

In case you missed it, Bambi Woods, who played Debbie in Debbie Does Dallas turned 69 (nice) yesterday. It was the first porn movie I was exposed to as a young lad. Guess this falls under the be careful what you wish for category.

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by CowboyCold k

In case you missed it, Bambi Woods, who played Debbie in Debbie Does Dallas turned 69 (nice) yesterday. It was the first porn movie I was exposed to as a young lad. Guess this falls under the be careful what you wish for category.

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She looks like a blond female version of Jared Leto in the younger picture.

I mean, it’s pretty close, really.

I think I'd take my chances with Jared Leto at this point. :p

JFC.

What kind of Cowboys' fan are you?

what kind of cowboy fan sorts by moral victories

is this debby or jared?

That’s Leto.

I could have sworn that was Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors.

CowboyCold,

I love your undertitle.

Poor girl turned into Vince Neil.

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oh *****....

i only crap at home or in the woods

Does a bear **** in the woods?

So, you're saying he should go for Joe Buck from Midnight Cowboy instead?

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Since you brought it up, let's give Joe Buck the [Cowboy(s)] call:

"Tyree [or Leto] [or Woods], wide open."

does anyone else, while keying ctrl-x, simultaneously say to themselves 'i got your ear'

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which sounds close enough to Jared Leto Her Hairy to be suspicious

i do not see the old woman, i see a woman with a turned heard and beluga whale dressed up in human clothes