"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

Skip, myself, and Turtle will commentate (on top of cameramen). AboveEv’s big comeback.

No head kicks on the ground. Nipple twisting is fair game though. Oil checking your opponent will be frowned upon, but only because it’s weird. NTTIAWWT

We need to get ILCD to officiate. If we offer him a situation 2.0 he may do it. Situation 2.0 consists of one 100bb buy in at 1/2.

I am headed there tomorrow morning mate

Thumb wars

SABR FARHA ackshun board

So far:

Cameraman:Ace
Rules committee: Ace
Commentators: Above Ev crew
Sportsbooking agent: The bank of spyutastic
Officials:
Drunken cheerleaders: Miami
Recreational pharm distributor: Rickroll
Purveyor of misinformation: Slim
Prizepool: squid 100$, Donatello??
Shittalking coach/hype man: King Spew

11t keeps saying how gorgeous she is, so I think we might have a round card girl?

I am not attending this spectacle. Everybody love everybody.

I could pull it off.

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SABR how interested in this are you and how much money can you borrow and escrow?

$100 to the prizepool

Feely I have you down for round card boy. Official uniform is obviously the Borat slingshot

check out Slims job - hope that helps

You are the man - thank you for helping make the chat thread ossum again

SABR FARHA ackshun board

So far:

Cameraman:Ace
Rules committee: Ace
Commentators: Above Ev crew
Round card boy: Feely
Sportsbooking agent: The bank of spyutastic
Officials:
Drunken cheerleaders: Miami
Recreational pharm distributor: Rickroll
Purveyor of misinformation: Slim
Voice of reason: 11t
Prizepool: squid 100$, marknfw 100$, Donatello??
Shittalking coach/hype man: King Spew

I will match skwidz $100 for the prize pool

I was hoping you'd ask. I am in great ****ing shape right now

If Rob can spare some of the baby oil from his gun room I will be GTG

i he never sent his linkedin, until then i'll just assume he's a fluffer

How do we get SPC involved in this? Bike laps around the ring until the fight is done? Or…. ?

They have to do her average workout routine before the fight.

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You da man! Lets get ready to rumble

Its weird but spc has not yet gotten caught up in the media hype and frenzy this announcement has caused and appears to be nonplussed by the entire situation. Womenz amirite!?!

SABR FARHA ackshun board

So far:

Cameraman:Ace
Rules committee: Ace
Commentators: Above Ev crew
Round card boy: Feely
Sportsbooking agent: The bank of spyutastic
Officials:
Drunken cheerleaders: Miami
Recreational pharm distributor: Rickroll
Purveyor of misinformation: Slim
Voice of reason: 11t
Prizepool: squid 100$, marknfw 100$, Donatello 100$
Shittalking coach/hype man: King Spew

For those contributing to the prize pool I personally think that it should not be a winner take all (2/3 - 1/3 split?) but am happy to do what everyone wants

$100 to the prize pool.

For clarification, are performance enhancers frowned upon or encouraged?

I may have missed it but did both fighter agree to this?

From what I recall reading

Sabr - talks about lifting and wanting to use steroids
Rob - takes a shot
Sabr - shoots back
Rob - challenges to fight

Did Sabr actually respond?

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Encouraged

*this is not financial advice, I am not a medical doctor. Past performance is not indicative of future gainzzzzz.

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9 rounds of head buttin' followed by 1 round of head rubbin'?

Gi'llwatchfromadistancewithcoolindifferenceG

In other news, I just got myself a man purse.

Gi'vebeentoldthisisasafespacenow,*fingerhoversovermodbutton*G

What type? Fanny pack? Across the shoulder?

pics or it didn't happen