Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
i thought danes all need to get prince alberts by the age of 17 in order to fix the "dane weener" birth defect they all have
I gotta say, I kinda like seeing the outline of a set of barbells on a nice set of DDs through a tight tshirt. There was a sprinter, I forget who she was, sporting a set of barbells at the olympic trials this year.
Watching the olympics. Hey archers you've spent that much time doing that ****, and you're hitting sixes and sevens. I feel as dumb as euros that think darts is worth watching. I'll just hang in to see if the internet points out a hot polish pole vaulter.
Watching the olympics. Hey archers you've spent that much time doing that ****, and you're hitting sixes and sevens. I feel as dumb as euros that think darts is worth watching. I'll just hang in to see if the internet points out a hot polish pole vaulter.
A local girl my son knows is in the women’s skateboarding and so we watched that even. She’s only 14 and tbh they all look like teenagers.
And they’re all s hit as well. Fall over more than they stay on their board.
As an aside I also like the pole vaulters. And heptathletes.
hey garick, pissed off by big boobs would make a wonderful undertitle for randall
I'm not sure I think I deserve an undertitle, but that's fine.
I’d say you’re def worthy of an undertitle.
Suggest "The silent silent partner"
Made the mistake of wandering over to reddit. Every ****ing post is a dork splooging over olympic air rifle. I'm guessing it's because of those nerds being obsessed with their nintendo gameboy shooting games.
an amalgamation of pretend national rational thought
wound around a unified foundation
as are other platforms mistaken as stump speech opportunities
Reddit is completely unreadable outside of quick googling for answers to stuff.
People who eat in saunas. Absolutely disgusting. I don't want to smell what you eat.
What do people eat in a sauna?
xiaolongbao
People who walk in the road instead of the sidewalk in suburban neighborhoods
What better place to keep you food warm and moist while you eat?
I agree, Indian food is your only counter to food checkmate him.
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