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They should bring back Olympic arts competitions; Germany pretty much slayed that.


by Parasense k

Germany is better than Denmark.

You wanna fight for your right to trolling?
Closest town to German/danish border.
Boxing, Kickboxing or MMA. You choose.
No breaks, and only knockout or submission counts!

Ok Mr. inkognito aka Graggoo, you know I always liked you, but I would tone it down a bit if I were you. Sammy is a very nice guy and everyone loves him. Sammy can also be, let's say, not nice.....You should aim to accommodate Sammy #1, if you know what's best for you.

Sincerely yours

Sammy


Calm down


by Mr.mmmKay k

Calm down

I like you too


nice


by Mr.mmmKay k

nice

We have now been internet "friends" for some years, and I think the next natural step in our relationship is to exchange 1st names. Hello my belgian internet friend, my name is Sammy and I'm from Denmark, what is your name?


Hello Sammy my name is Top Secret and I'm from Belgium!


by Mr.mmmKay k

Hello Sammy my name is Top Secret and I'm from Belgium!

Serious question: I understand wanting to be anonymous on the web, I do the same. Why it is a problem to use ones 1st name I don't understand. I like you people and have been having fun with you for ~10 years. We should be on a 1st name basis.

Who will be the first to have balls enough to reveal their 1st name? (Sammy will know if you use a fake name)


Ok, I'll go first. In Denmark Sammy's real name is "Sami". Fidstar guessed this years ago, I just told him he was wrong though. He wasn't


by Mr.mmmKay k

Hello Sammy my name is Mister and I'm from Belgium!

fyp


by Morphismus k

fyp

edit: fast forward 4-5 mins, you wil enjoy.


Sammy playing with fire in the politics forum. Those people are super crazy.

by Sammy2bullets k

You guys are like super angry all the time. From an outsiders pov that reads most threads here without posting, I have to say, that in my opinion most of you regs seem like somewhat intelligent people, but at the same time behave like idiots. Calm the **** down, dumbasses!


Fiji has won more medals so far than the Netherlands and Denmark combined. :(


Denmarks medals will mainly come in the last week. We will get a gold medal tomorrow in some sailing event I don't remember the name of.


by Sammy2bullets k

Ok, I'll go first. In Denmark Sammy's real name is "Sami". Fidstar guessed this years ago, I just told him he was wrong though. He wasn't

I'm never wrong.


I've met a metric dozen of 2+2ers IRL, and they've all been lovely, but I could just be running good.


Here is a bit of compensation for all BBVers with recent bad Frankfurt experiences! 😀



Hey Sami

sadly, losing 20kg and quitting alcohol, weed and cigarettes has turned me into an arrogant piece of copium smoking sheet.

I will bow down backwards, far enough to get my nose stuck in my own butt - which, btw, doesnt smell like roses, at all... - if you unban me from your visible posts

Deal?


by Parasense k

Hey Sami

sadly, losing 20kg and quitting alcohol, weed and cigarettes has turned me into an arrogant piece of copium smoking sheet.

I will bow down backwards, far enough to get my nose stuck in my own butt - which, btw, doesnt smell like roses, at all... - if you unban me from your visible posts

Deal?

Quoting this to make it visible for Sammy.



New Holland > Old Holland


by suitedjustice k

I like how Australia was so big they just said "**** it, we'll do the rest later".


by Sammy2bullets k

Serious question: I understand wanting to be anonymous on the web, I do the same. Why it is a problem to use ones 1st name I don't understand. I like you people and have been having fun with you for ~10 years. We should be on a 1st name basis.

Who will be the first to have balls enough to reveal their 1st name? (Sammy will know if you use a fake name)

My real name is Sam Neill, I am an actor. Nice to meet you Sammy!


by Sheep86 k

Fiji has won more medals so far than the Netherlands and Denmark combined. :(


We won quite a few medals in rowing this week.

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A boatload of them.

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