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Prolly shipped in from New Holland

I told you guys

Denmark will get at least 2 in track cycling + we got 1 in horse today.

Congrats USA for finally passing Australia.

FYP

I thought you were dead

I thought you were dead

Hi Sammy; my name is Snake! 😀

Fidstar is alive and kicking!

What he said.

Permanent

RIP Snake

Not even "smart" sports bettors should do this. This is should only be done by top-level bettors like Sammy. Betting 6 games on 1 slip is not recommendable unless you are a badass like Sammy, which you aren't..

Swimming finals now, watch it

World record USA

Bravo

Also; view from Sammy's secret office that no one enters besides him.

It's still just a baby

Spoiler

Show

idiots

Sammy doesn't smoke.

Real men smoke Scorpion!

In more important news: looks like Dk will once again crush the germs

Sheep watched tennis, gymnastics, swimming and athletics today. Very nice and soft.

The FWWM was at a bday party Saturday. Obv not quite sober but I doubt that was the issue. At some point we sat somewhere in the garden, I mean countryside Bavaria, uneven surface. I slipped and fell from the chair, the problem was I fell very unluckily and broke my right shoulder in the worst possible way, pretty much.
I blame Schnitzelinder. I do not recommend this, the world of pain is unreal. Obv now they gave me an armada of painkillers, which helps partially. In hospital most of the night, got home at like 7am. I saw the beginning of the olympics on Sheepday, but slept mostly afterwards. Surgery on Tuesday, hopefully free again on Friday.
Great reunion with the hospital of my birth lol.
Lot of things disrupted and cost me money obv but whatever, Schnitzelinder might still be possible early next week. Being able to use my right arm again would help. Sport- und Wellnessbad Kelsterbach may have to wait further, I blame everyone. In b4 all mockeries. I recommend Bavarian beers though, great painkillers😉 ....

Rip fwwm