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Might roll Browns in Survivor

I was hyped about cowboys towards end of last season. They score, can score vs anyone. D can rush passer and get turnovers in secondary. I really thought they were gonna make a serious run. Stoopid me.

What we saw in first playoff game vs a pretty much .500 team was horrific. A crime scene. PTSD. Me, I don't even wana hear cowboys fans sht talkin gamblers like farve or dumb mistakes like Allen makes. What I saw.. I dont even know what I saw. Total destruction, game over in second quater, made no sense. Of course Dak has no contract, did you see it... Good grief.

"we will have so much winning ... that you may get bored with winning."

We're the best. There's never been a better team, that's what people are saying.

obvs it's week 1, but Dal at Cle is an interesting matchup of a high performing O v D

feel the same about Jets v SF

can you be a high performance O w Brandin Cooks as your WR2 and Zeke as your lead back?

objects in mirror may be larger than they appear
still not sure how to measure the difference in a satisfactory mannor

Poor Cleveland. I'll give it to you strait. When it comes to Xs and Os, all the Xs live in Texas.

They had the #1 scoring Offense with him in that role last year so…

Let’s hope you guys don’t have Jermaine Burton as your #2 for week 1!

Yes

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also Gesicki is basically going to be a WR in CIN's system and word is he's already in Burrow's good graces (i.e. the targets are going to be flying his way)

plenty of ToP 100 pAsS cAtChErS wearing white, orange and black unis

Rooting for a dumpster fire is hard sometimes man.. The over/under is how many weeks until you pick another team to root for. Gambling eases that pain. I don't know if you will believe me, but my season was over in less than 5 mins last year... Poof

Wouldnt hate being a Cowboys fan, always good.

Trent Williams has re-signed for more $$

Does that leave Chase as the last holdout?

Edit: NVM Reddick too

Niners window is very clearly this year and MAYBE next before it’s all blown up

Whatever. I’m down for the journey. You can’t hurt me anymore

the whining you do and the victimhood you've created about supporting a team that's won 35 reg season games the past 3 years and won at least 1 playoff game each season is really quite impressive

I’m an impressive man, what do you want me to tell you?

that you don't mean 'you can't hurt me anymore'. because I think we all know that they can and will

Incidentally if anyone can make this my avatar I would appreciate it

nvm

It just occurred to me the media who traveled to Brazil for Friday have no mechanism to cover the game in real time

Magnificent

Got ya

um, threads!?
remember threads?
it was called threads, right? honestly not sure lol

also til there's a game in brazil, and a game on a friday